Paradox's top 3 worst episodes of season three. · 12:36am Aug 16th, 2015
3. One Bad Apple. It's just a personal thing with the moral. Otherwise it wouldn't be on the list.
2. Just for sidekicks. Made spike look like a jerk. What more can I say?
1. Spike at your service.
Judge: We will now hear the case of Spike at your service. Prosecution, your opening statement.
Paradox: This episode was bad for several reasons, many of which will be explained in todays trial.
Flash Sentry: I'll prove you wrong.
Para: Shut it Waifu Stealer.
Flash: *le gasp*
Judge: Order! Prosecution, what are these reasons you spoke of?
Para: First, we have the several counts of contradictions in the continuity.
Flash: OBJECTION! What contradictions?
Para: In the episode Owl's well that ends well, we learn that Spike can both cook and clean. So why is AJ's house a mess?
Flash: Well. . uh. .
Para: Further more, A cake that spike made ended up burnt. Yet another contradiction.
Flash: HOLD IT! You can't fail an episode on contradictions alone!
Para: Right you are. Not only was there contradictions, but the moral was unclear.
Judge: The moral?
Para: Exactly. What was the moral? Don't follow a code of honor? Don't save your friends lives? If there was a moral to be learned, It certainly wasn't memorable.
Flash: Uh. . . . I think the moral was don't let your honor become too important or don't try to be a servant just because someone saved your life.
Para: That's good I guess. But, thinking about the way the world is, I doubt anyone is really 'honorable' anymore. But that's besides the point.
Flash: But, now that I've pointed it out, you lost at least half an argument.
Para: OBJECTION! But as I stated earlier, it wasn't made clear what moral it was supposed to be, as you even gave two options. If I can't find a good moral, it isn't a good episode.
Flash: Was there anything you liked about the episode?
Para: Spike's code. But Spike himself was bad. Heck, even AJ was bad. HONESTY was trying to lie to get out of Spike's code.
Flash: AGH!
Judge: I think I can give a verdict. This episode was:
B A D
Alright, time for a few random stuffs:
1. While I was gone yesterday, I stopped at a Wal-Mart and my sisters found a lanyard(something to hang keys on, goes around your neck) with a Rainbow Dash on it.
My mom was standing there(yes, I felt awkward0 and asked: "This is Fluttershy, right?"
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
How do you mix those up?!
2. I has a kitten with me.
3. That kitten punctured the skin on my throat because my mom thought it would be fun to point a laser light at my throat while I was holding the kitten.
And, finding episodes I hated in S3 was harder then I thought. Finding good ones will probably be harder.
So,
NEXT POST:
Top 3 Episodes of S3
If I were to rage/review stuff based off my favorite games, it'd be something like this:
3322967 uuuh. . . .I'm reviewing a game not a show. .. but okay den.
3323159 *facepalm* I said in the style of my favorite games.
3325680 No. You did not, in fact, say style. You said 'based'. Implying reviewing the game itself. Or, at least, that is how I interpreted it.