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Carmine


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  • 558 weeks
    Fan Expo

    Anyone going?

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  • 584 weeks
    My honest opinion on the new episode.

    I'll be blunt. I rated it as the second worst episode of the series; only episode I hated more was Spike at Your Service. Now, the difference in the two episodes is that in SaYS, we only had a Spike that went full retard and basically terrible characterizations over all. The Timberwolves weren't enough to pull it out of a crater that dug to the core of the earth filled with shit I wanted to set

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  • 586 weeks
    I've basically given up on this site. Also Twilicorn, I guess.

    Take a good look at the featured box and the new stories list. What do you see? The same recycled stories you see every other week. Possibly the only exception is the HiE where two bronies turn into Pokemon and are sent into Equestria. Unique idea, but it's absolutely horrid.

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  • 604 weeks
    What a good day!

    My head's slightly pounding, my stomach feels like it won't be able to hold any food down, yet I'm still happy. I guess I brought those symptoms upon myself when I decided to start drinking last night in celebration for my 19th birthday!

    Now I can legally drink!... Not that I really cared.

    Anyway, that's about the gist of this blogpost; so yay, happy birthday to me and whatnot.

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  • 607 weeks
    Quick update.

    I bet you guys are wondering what everyone's least favourite Pinkie lover is doing. I'm here to fill you guys in.

    I have a number of things going on in the silly little world of pony fanfics, most of it planning with a few good friends I've made on the site (and raging at terrible fanfics.) Now, I have 3 major fics I'm going to be working on over the course of the next year, if not longer.

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Aug
1st
2012

Blah. · 1:26am Aug 1st, 2012

So, in the next hour or so a new story will be up. It's called 'The Magic of Writing' and it will be where I store all my entries for Thirty Minute Ponies or random scenes I want to write. I don't think the first few chapters will be that great quality wise. Quite honestly, I'm not really used to have a time limit on my writing, and, as said in my previous blog, it stresses me out.

So far, though? I only have one entry, clocking in at a huge whooping 1125 or so words. Apparently it's decent, but I think the beginning and ending are WEAK; and for that I apologize. Now, for some big news that you guys will want to hear:

I'm going to the cottage tomorrow! Three hours stuck in a car with a sweaty bulldog that puts Pepe Le Pew to shame in terms of smell! ...You guys probably don't care about that. Bigger news? Last time I was at the cottage, internet was slower than molasses going uphill in February in Alaska. This means I _may_ not have any internet until Sunday. Hopefully I do, I want to write, but if... you know, I don't... well. You won't have to put up with my random blogs for the next few days.

Anyway, that's all I have to say. TIME FOR MANDATORY PINKIE.

I swear, isn't she just so fucking adorable? No matter what she does, Pinkie's adorable. That is a fact.

Anyway... CARMINE, OUT!

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Comments ( 14 )

fuck you.

262683 You wanna go, wanker? I'll take you and that ugly OC of yours.

Internet fight. Watch out guys, we've got bad asses over here!

I want to post something witty, but Carmine is just witty enough for the two of us. Thanks for making my job easy, Carmine!

SHE'S EATING A ROCK. Yes, that is a fact.

Now on to the story.

262845 SHE MAKES EATING ROCKS ADORABLE.

262880 What you don't see in that picture is me. I'm... right below it. Wink wink

Whole lot of fuckin' going on in here

269729 Oh fuck that's adorable. Also, may I move in to your yard if you have a Pinkie there? I'd beat off all other fanboys with a bat to the head, and claim her as my own.<3

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