Blah. · 1:26am Aug 1st, 2012
So, in the next hour or so a new story will be up. It's called 'The Magic of Writing' and it will be where I store all my entries for Thirty Minute Ponies or random scenes I want to write. I don't think the first few chapters will be that great quality wise. Quite honestly, I'm not really used to have a time limit on my writing, and, as said in my previous blog, it stresses me out.
So far, though? I only have one entry, clocking in at a huge whooping 1125 or so words. Apparently it's decent, but I think the beginning and ending are WEAK; and for that I apologize. Now, for some big news that you guys will want to hear:
I'm going to the cottage tomorrow! Three hours stuck in a car with a sweaty bulldog that puts Pepe Le Pew to shame in terms of smell! ...You guys probably don't care about that. Bigger news? Last time I was at the cottage, internet was slower than molasses going uphill in February in Alaska. This means I _may_ not have any internet until Sunday. Hopefully I do, I want to write, but if... you know, I don't... well. You won't have to put up with my random blogs for the next few days.
Anyway, that's all I have to say. TIME FOR MANDATORY PINKIE.
I swear, isn't she just so fucking adorable? No matter what she does, Pinkie's adorable. That is a fact.
Anyway... CARMINE, OUT!
fuck you.
262683 You wanna go, wanker? I'll take you and that ugly OC of yours.
Internet fight. Watch out guys, we've got bad asses over here!
I want to post something witty, but Carmine is just witty enough for the two of us. Thanks for making my job easy, Carmine!
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Fuck you.
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SHE'S EATING A ROCK. Yes, that is a fact.
Now on to the story.
262845 SHE MAKES EATING ROCKS ADORABLE.
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262880 What you don't see in that picture is me. I'm... right below it. Wink wink
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Whole lot of fuckin' going on in here
My Pinkie brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "It's better than yours."
Damn right! It's better than yours.
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269729 Oh fuck that's adorable. Also, may I move in to your yard if you have a Pinkie there? I'd beat off all other fanboys with a bat to the head, and claim her as my own.<3