Got attacked by Sun-butt · 7:48pm Aug 3rd, 2015
So workinG today putting away stock as im want to do on a shift, when i spy a Princess Celestia playset that would have to go up high as its a bloody huge box. So up the ladder i go with the Princess in tow, put her away on the shelf, climb down the ladder and put it back go back to voice it on the shelf, when she suddenly pulls a nose dive off of it and smacks me straight in the eye . She was secure and safely placed on the shelf so i ask you Princess Celestia: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS VIOLENCE. Now i have a black eye from a cartoon horse toy and i dont know how to explain it to my non brony buddies, shit.
That's a bad rip brother. Just say you were attacked by a flying, rainbow coloured Lama, with missile launchers strapped to its back. You fought it off bravely and managed to kill it, but before dying, in a final, vengeful close... The lama spat a brick at your face.
Definitely more believable.
3292539 Fucking shifty Llamas