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The Cynical Brony


"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. :rainbowlaugh:" -The Hat Mann

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Jul
13th
2015

Bandwagons! Do You Speak It?! · 4:21pm Jul 13th, 2015

Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and let's experiment! Thanks to the glorious Pedro Hander, there is a new trend on FiM Fiction. Basically, replace the words I underlined to create a new story! The rules?
- You can only change the underlined parts.

- Don't be a dick.

- Post the rules.

- Post the tag, so I can track this. #TheExperiment

BEGIN!

Raging Seas was a mafia recruit, and he loved to watch movies with his pony friends.

He had a big heart, but a lack of self-esteem. Raging Seas lived in a small, but cozy apartment, near Ponyville. And he was the only good hearted criminal there.

The ponies hated it when Raging Seas figuratively rubbed up with the mob boss from Manehatten. And they all pitied the poor fool, thinking that he'd have to be a criminal to survive.

Comments ( 2 )

Raging Seas was a mafia recruit, and he loved to watch movies with his pony friends.

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Btw, Hander, not Handler. :ajsmug:

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