Reality.

Howitzer sold his soul to Knightly. That's how he made it into the featured box. Totally the truth and not made up.

In other news I'm now in the market for souls so feel free to sell yours to me.

Comments

[Jet Howitzer]

I resent this blog post! My soul was sold long ago for a gumball. It wasn't even that good.

[Mcyav]

252509 A gumball? I sold mine for jaffa cakes. Totally worth it.

[J8ck78]

If you want mine there's a waiting list..

[Mcyav]

252514 I call editors dibs.

[DJDemitri]

You fool! You must sell everything!

[Mcyav]

252521 I don't have a soul to sell. Hence the reason I want to buy one

[DJDemitri]

252524 No sell soul? Then sell Jaffa cakes.

[J8ck78]

252518 You're competing against Cthulu, The Grim Reaper, The GDI, Emperor of Mankind, The US Army, and the Enclave of the United States of America....

[Mcyav]

252530 But they are all fictional. As an editor I'm pretty much immortal.
252526 I can't. They were delicious.

[J8ck78]

252536 Not the US Army! I may have sold my soul to get through a video game level, but the US Army own my rear end! Call them first!

also, got any of those cakes left?

[Mcyav]

252539 They own your rear. I'm not after that.

[DJDemitri]

252536 Well in that case. What goes in must come out. Call it a product and sell it to a record label. They been taking that sh*t for a while now.

252530 You forgot Black Jesus.

[Mcyav]

252542 A joke about the music industry? Bravo!

[J8ck78]

252541 It's a figure of speech! I can get a Article 15 for destruction of Government Property if any harm is done to my body or soul!

252542 I got a refund

[Mcyav]

252553 They can't see your soul. How would they know?

[J8ck78]

252555...... They never answered that question

[DJDemitri]

252547 Ah yes my good sire that was rather okay.

252553 This party's getting crazy

[Mcyav]

252559 The CIA will be doing some really expensive experiments to find souls.

[J8ck78]

252563 Project MKUltra. Been there, done that

252562 WOOO HOO!

[Mcyav]

252573 I'm not even surprised by this.

[DJDemitri]

252573 Yes it is Zorro and now I will tell you a story of how I got me hat. (poplar youtube parody anyone?)

[J8ck78]

252586 if FimFiction works, why the hell not

[Caelum]

You see Mcyav i am in the business of the 'Soul Market' not much unlike the Stock Market, in fact it may be unknown to you but i currently hold 83% of the prim base of your soul. I also fully own seven souls including Bill Gates Robert Downey Jr. and a man named Jeff who lives in Iowa, Jeff likes cake

[Mcyav]

254210 I never signed my soul away to you. It was agreed that it was to be kept in a jar in the kitchen for three millennia before anyone else could purchase it.

[Caelum]

254224 I was the third party in that transaction Mcyav, i just never told you! mwahahahahha also it is not in a jar, its in a tupperware!!