Fresh nightmares, courtesy of Whitestrike in collaboration with Mother Nature and Organic Evolution · 6:54am Jul 4th, 2015
Motherfucker was in my goddamned bathtub.
Deck of playing cards for scale.
The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.
Motherfucker was in my goddamned bathtub.
Deck of playing cards for scale.
Is that a spider?
I've had an encounter with one of these before.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_weta
3204886 Wetas are actually pretty cute and entirely harmless, coming from a guy who likes scorpions and most little critters.
And yeah, not sure what species of spider this was, so I wasn't taking chances on getting bit.
It's supposed to be a banana for scale!
3204960 It ate all the bananas!
3204962 Oh... And you want a new deck of cards. Someone's cut that pack in half.
3204899 They do have a mean bite and spines. That said they tend to run away rather than fight.