STOP MOCKING ME!

I know you.

I know your ways.

You wait for me until I'm vulnerable

You wait until I'm bored out of my mind.

And then like a poorly grown tree, you bear no fruit.

There is no red above you.

WHY IS THERE NO RED ABOVE YOU!

You think, just because I'm bored, that I will be always dependent on you?

You're wrong!

I can easily do other things.

But NOOO!

I just have to check if anything happened while I was out.

But what do I see?

Nothing, as per friggin' usual.

You dastard...

Comments

[Dr Yeis]

3195375 Yes, I shall row row row my boat very gently down the stream.

[Charles Spratt]

Huh? What are you saying?

[eLLen]

3195375 Someone already did that on 4chan. Doing it now would just be copying.

[The Cynical Brony]

3195436 Notifications. They seem to pop up when you don't want them to, and when you do want to see them, there aren't any.

[The Cynical Brony]

3195375 Fuck you.

[rail885478544]

3195577
I'm sorry, but I am already taken.