Sorcerer's Reference Challenge #1 · 2:04am Jun 28th, 2015
Am I running out of references?
Of course!
We'll see about that. Get all the references in this paragraph and you win. No googling. Your prize is...I dunno force me to do whatever you want...
Life is like a hurricaine here in The City of Townsvile. What are you doing in my swamp, Ms. Cykes? I am forced to assault your mind with subliminal messages.
MY NAME IS DOOF AND YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY! (WOOT WOOT!)
Wait...brace yourself...winter is coming...TO TOWN! HE'S MAKING A LIST AND CHECKING IT TWICE! He's gonna find out who's......naaaauuuughhttyy. (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!) (Gets razor)
Pretty women...
Shipoopi shippopi! A girl who's hard to get!
Athena and Sorcerer have reached C Rank
GOTTA GRIND GOTTA GRIND NOW! GOTTA GRIND GOTTA GRIND NOW! AND SPRYLY!
Wait...I CANT DEFEAT WALHART! Every time I get behind him, he just kills me again.
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I DONT NEED A WEAPON, MY HEART IS MY POWERRRR!
CLIFFHANGER, HANGING FROM A CLIFF, THATS WHY HE'S CALLED CLIFFHANGER!!!!
Phineas and Ferb Music countdown (forget the actual name)
Family Guy
Sorcerer... I was MAKING a reference.
... Get it?
3188360 Yuuuup!
But so far, no one else has gotten every reference...
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IVE WON! MUAHAHAHA!
In order:
Power Puff Girls
Phineas and Ferb
I feel like I should know this...
Sweeney Todd
The Music Man
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OK, I've got nothing.
3188677 Sorcerer is still winning!
I think the last one is the cliffhanger movie?I dunno,I'm tired and got nothing.
We'll see about that. Get all the references in this paragraph and you win. No googling. Your prize is...I dunno force me to do whatever you want...
Life is like a hurricane here in(Ducktales) The City of Townsvile.(PPG) What are you doing in my swamp(Shrek), Ms. Cykes?(Ace Attorney:Dual Destinies) I am forced to assault your mind with subliminal messages. (SPONGEBOBBU)
MY NAME IS DOOF AND YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY! (WOOT WOOT!) (P&F)
Wait...brace yourself...winter is coming...(Game of Thrones)TO TOWN! HE'S MAKING A LIST AND CHECKING IT TWICE! He's gonna find out who's......naaaauuuughhttyy.(SantaClausIsComingToTown) (LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!) (Gets razor)
Pretty women... (Sweeney Todd)
Shipoopi shipoopi! A girl who's hard to get! (Everyone thinks it's Family Guy, but it's actually Music Man from 1962.)
Athena and Sorcerer have reached C Rank (This is one I don't know. Bravo. you've done it. You've gotten a joke to go over MY head.)
GOTTA GRIND GOTTA GRIND NOW! GOTTA GRIND GOTTA GRIND NOW! AND SPRYLY! (MM2 with lyrics. Gotta climb, gotta climb now, Bill O'Reilly)
Wait...I CAN'T DEFEAT WALHART! Every time I get behind him, he just kills me again. (Can't defeat Airman+ Walhart from Fire Emblem: Awakening)
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I DONT NEED A WEAPON, MY HEART IS MY POWERRRR!
CLIFFHANGER, HANGING FROM A CLIFF, THATS WHY HE'S CALLED CLIFFHANGER!!!! (Between The Lions)
ZVARRI! I have conquered nearly all of them!
3188849 SORCERER STILL ALWAYS WINS! Because...SORCERER IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL REFERENCER!
3188856 OBJECTION!
Lies always beget more lies! See through one, and their whole story falls apart! The witness will refrain from wanton winking! This photo is worth a thousand words… and they all read "guilty"! Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown... *sip* Sorry to disappoint, but he's not the culprit. Also, shut up. I don't care if they're quotes. The definition of reference is: the action of mentioning or alluding to something. So, FUCK YOU! I AAAAAAAIIIIIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT! What!? You didn't have an air conditioner? Did you ride your triceratops to work too? As they say… “A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal”. "What is better -- to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" "Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better." "Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. Their silence is your answer." "... and OUT comes the intestines! And I skip rope with them!" "I should make you fight Narwhals on the open ocean. I should make you run a gauntlet of angry Argonian concubines! But I won't. Book's yours." To top it off...
FALCON... PRAY!
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(Processing processing)
(Ego level at 1%. Running on emergency power.
...resolution reached)
...I still won though...
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I could destroy your ego in a second. But... Ah, what the hell? GENOCIDE IS TYPICALLY FROWNED UPON, AND YET SAMUS DISAGREES. DON'T FORGET THE IMPS YOU KILLED FOR EXP! In the near future, CHRISTMAS IS HERE, PRESENTS ARE taught in schools all over Tokyo-O-o.
"..."
That one was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
3188906 Good. I can't live without my ego. It's like 99% of my brain. If you destroyed it, who knows what would've happened!
I would've gone into a coma with an insane smile on my face until I forget to breathe and horribly die!
Good thing that didn't happen!
3188922 Actually, telling you to whom that last one was a reference to, was a reference to Ninja Sex Party's recent concert. Consider yourself comatose. Face it. I'm better at you in ONE subject. But, you're WAY better with magic.
3188925 I'm also better at doing covers of songs! Would you like to hear one? I DONT NEED YOUR APPROVAL!
Ok...here goes.
"Hey, everybody, let me tell you something.
I like this city that I'm from-tin"
3188942 I LOVE THIS SONG! ALL THE JEWS AND BLACKS AND WHITES AND ASIANS AND LATINOS SHOULD ALL DIE! EVERYBODY IN THE INDUSTRY I GIVE THIS CD TO SHOULD ALL DIE. ALL THEIR FAMILIES, ALL THEIR KIDS, THEIR DOG TOO, HE SHOULD DIE GORILY, KIDS ALSO DIE GORILY! ESPECIALLY YOU, MARK SIMONS, THE RAP PRODUCER I'M GIVING THIS TO, YOU SHOULD DIE, YOUR KIDS SHOULD DIE!
Nope. Just magic and owning non-nintendo consoles. And writing. *Ego-ger counter starts going off* You're at about 74% now, right? Wanna beat the shit out of each other to get back to 100%?
3188963 I don't own any next gen Nintendo consoles. I only own a PS2, Sega Saturn/Dreamcast and Xbox 360. That's it.
3188973 Exactly. I only HAVE Nintendo shit. But, I am the swinger for the LA Lakers. Scored so many touchdowns.
3188976 I can not do the sports. They are to harrrrdd!
3188982 Yeah... So... Do you... Want to... want to fight?
3188989 Nope.
(Teleports away)
3189013 *grabs you as you leave* NO. HUG ME.
3193398 *hugs back*
3193625 Sorceror, I think it's time. Let's make references, even if not a single person gets them. Let's. Fucking. Write.