Men keep pounding my rear

So, as some may know, I was rear-ended on my home from work Friday. As some others know, because of my spinal issues, having my back jostled too much is a big concern. As of now, I'm doing fine, if a bit sore and stiff; biggest bummer is that I'm missing two days of work while my back rests, two days I'm not getting paid for. Even worse is that I'm on pain killers, and can't enjoy my beverages of choice.

This is the car that hit me. For those of you keeping score at home, this is the second Nissan Altima my truck's ass has eaten, and the second to get its shit knocked in. The truck, of course, is entirely unharmed.

Comments

[kudzuhaiku]

That's what you get for non-consensual analingus, you dirty driving appliance!

[SPudRum]

They like your booty