BRUUUUUUUUUUUH · 11:24pm Jun 11th, 2015
Zodiac Signs:
Aries: Oroku Saki/Shredder
Taurus: Raphael
Gemini: Donatello
Cancer: Michelangelo
Leo: Leonardo
Virgo: April ‘o neil
Libra: Casey Jones
Scorpio: The Kraang
Sagittarius: Karai/Miwa
Capricorn: Hamato Yoshi/Master Splinter
Aquarius: Irma
Pisces: Foot clan
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
High 5! We're both Leo!
3140531 *hits with staff*
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I made a funny!
3140531 No, not me, I'm Irma. Just... Leo is Leonardo.
3140558 Great. I'm the walking pile of comic relief and 80's cartoon fetish...
On a side note, have you ever considered the anime Psycho-Pass? It's really good, and you can find it on Netflix.
Also, you can just feel the shipping between Akane Tsunemori and Shingi Kogemi...
3140578 80s!
Saaaaame! Oh, also:
How your sign will die:
And then there's this:
3140592 I'm a demon!
... Why?!
3140585 Yes. But anyways, if you wish to know more about Psycho-Pass, my latest Blog Post should explain.
But I will leave you a brief description:
In the year 2113, man's aptitude is the key to their future. Day by day people live their lives in peace and harmony. But they all know that harmony is something that does not last forever. If by any chance they get stressed, frightened, or angry, that increases their Crime Coefficient on powerful devices known as a Psycho-Pass. If it gets cloudy due to their emotions, the Psycho-Pass labels them as a latent criminal, regardless of whether they've committed crimes or not. Under the command of the Sibyl System, there is a powerful team of enforcers; reformed criminals who were brought in due to their Psycho-Passes. Under the command of Akane Tsunemori and the rest of the Sibyl System, it's up to these criminals to restore peace to the world...
3140611 Coolio!
I'm the Shredder
3140670 Awesome for you!
3140675 Yes. Yes it is
And so, I shall lead the foot clan to... destroy all the pizza places in the city to make the turtles get cranky
3140687 Not the pizza!
3140707 Mwahaha! Cry in despair, Turtles! You shall never again taste the deliciousness of Pizza... unless you but it from my newest business, Shredder's Pizza Clan!
3140738 Never! They'll never buy that treacherous cheesy goodness!
3140802 Raph then gave in when Aria bought a super-deluxe shredded (puns!) pepperoni pie for him
3140823 Mikey caved soon after, and Leo and Donny were left to fend for themselves.
3140919 Faced with total Shredder Pizza Domination, they did the logical thing and opened their own Pizza bakery!
So I am Raphael then
3140924 And began to sell taco-pizza combinations!
3141612 Amazed by this, Sonata instantly became their top customer, thus giving Shredder's Pizza Clan a serious run for it's money!
3143834 Shredder, engraged, trashed the place when all the employees had left!
3144549 This lead to a great disaster that would in later years be dubbed "Pizzageddon"
3146156 In the aftermath, Flash Sentry tried to arrest Shredder, but he was overpowered!
3149164 Afterwards Shredder went off to make his next evil plan, and the turtles' pizza place became the most popular place in the city
3150996 While they were enjoying their newfound wealth, Shredder had decided to take over Texas!
3152454 One month later, he returned, but he was no longer a samurai...
Thus the world cowered in terror at the wrath of... Shredder the Cowboy!
3153000 He joined forces with Buzz Lightyear and the mayor of Texas!
(P.S. while looking for Toy Story crossover memes I found this: i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/320/807/ee3.png )
3153084 You mean governor? Because Texas is a state.
But "Mayor of Texas" sounds... actually really funny
So, sure, why not. Shredder joined forces with Buzz and the Mayor of Texas
3153121 Do I care about the government?
Anyways, they start a reboot of Taco Bell.
3153126 Good point
Anyway, they called it Taco Trumpet
3153142 Jason Derulo's "Trumpets" was the theme song, and Shredder shredded all the cheese for the tacos! The mayor baked the shells, and Buzz was in charge of meatballs.
3153147 The turtles soon grew suspicious of Taco Trumpet, and began to form a plan of attack.
3153160 They challenged Taco Trumpet to a Battle of the Mexican Bands!
3154421 All the bands had to be Mariachi bands!
And so King Sombrero joined in
3154550 King Sombrero and his backup singers, the Crystal Burritos, defeated everyone and bought both food chains!
3154553 And so Shredder and the turtles went back to their Normal(?) lives
3154706 Except Sonata, who was bitter that her tacos had been stolen from her!
3154717 this led to the Great Taco War of 2015
3154773 500 million crystal burritos, slayed at the hands of the tacopath!
3154813
...I am so going to use this
3154857 Got it from here.
3154909 Ah.
Still gonna use it
3155506 Awesome!