The Second Round: Where Season Five Comes to Battle · 1:05am Jun 3rd, 2015
Greetings all, This is your humble friend Anemptyshell,
To continue promise for Lyrical debates and bad-ass rhymes, I present a battle of Season five mares doing season five things. As where better to put the reverse ideals of the times to war than the season of social and political views. So everyone pull up a chair, and prepare for Rap Battle of Philosophical proportions.
Treehugger vs. Starlight Glimmer
Treehugger verse 1
You need to live free, not be cooped up as one
Nature is change, and naturally that is totally fun
Righteous, my sick vocals will be-splendor
meditate on your actions, you're no savior
Come on man, you threw my Chakras out of tune
much like your rhymes, i'll seal you in your soundproof room
I'm the most happening hippie hipster happily harmonizing
while your school of thought is basically excommunisizing
From coast to coast, I befriend all fauna and Flora
Your a backwater slaver, and i'm a radical explorer
Glimmer verse 1
You an explorer? maybe of all the weeds you can smoke
you're a deluded psycho-tropic mind wiped poisonous joke
I'm the leader of a revolution, bringing all to see my point
the only thing that brings your peers together is who brought the next joint
My equal rights fight, defies the Diarchie's false claims
friendship needs to be served in equal parts, as in the same
I stole the power of the elements and they couldn't even resist
you got on the wrong side of a god, that was a shot and a miss
Cutie marks are leashes from the "Man" so why fight me?
just surrender in this battle, and let me set you free
Treehugger verse 2
Bummer man, except I saved the gala and made new friends
you ran like a coward, didn't even try to make amends
Like, my vibes jive everypony to groove and be at peace
You couldn't even keep your town under your 'leash'
Cutie marks are cool and all you do is subject, you're no hero
Your revolution isn't equal, i'll just divide you by zero
I can't help i'm amazing, nothing can pull me down, dude
So i'll see through your malicious aura and introduce you to the Smooze
Pull you up by the roots, like all of my fresh grown produce
the only thing you produce is some bad juju and hot air too
Glimmer verse 2
I'm back for round two, let's get down and dirty
not that you need help, according to a nice little birdy
You're tripping, I don't fear the likes of that ooze
and your vibes sound like the backside of a Zoo
I've cautiously collected the odds and ends
to take the world by storm, until we're all friends
You're nothing special, it's all the same to me
i'll kick you clear across the nation, as I remake history
you gave it your best, It simply wasn't good enough
I chew the fat of life, you barely touch the crust
Rap battles, huh? Well, while this looks promising, maybe you should choose a song to go with it. I actually did one with my friend Sorcerer.
3118981
Greetings, I am Anemptyshell,
Interesting, and trust me, if I could make beats, and trust me I have tried, I would for each and everyone.
Your Example was pretty neat, good on ya mate.
The end kind of killed the "Who Won thing" lel
But everyone has something to bring to the table.
3118991 Nice to meet you. :D
You seem interesting. Have a follow!
3118997 Well, thank you very much. I hope you have a pleasant and interesting day.
3118999 Likewise!
3118981 Though...no offense but some of Cynical's final verse was debunked by the EG riff....
Like Sorcerer did find Cantlerlot and killed Celestia in 3 minutes. Even after that, he's still the insane unicorn we all know and love.
I'm going to say Starlight Glimmer won this one.
3119017 well, that is a terrifying thought, thank you for pointing that out.
3119052 I love how and this is with anyone I show one of these too, they always say the person I didn't want to win wins, it goes too show bias is one's greatest enemy.
3119067 Yeah but we'll probably use a Deus Ex Machina to bring her back somehow in the Season 2 finale...maybe...
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Well, to be honest, I still haven't gotten around to watching "Make New Friends but Keep Discord" so that may have had some impact on my decision.
3119088 You cheeky little tease, I might have to hug you for that. lel