The Pony Variety Show! On Hold this Weekend... · 3:27pm Jul 21st, 2012
Sorry to everypony who was looking forward to the PVS! this week. Due to the competition, other projects I have going on, a computer issue, and a serious lack of inspiration on my own part, I've decided to postpone for this sunday.
The competition will still be happening on schedule (as long as life doesn't seriously step on my toes again!) and I will be renewing my work next sunday. If you do need your PVS! fix, check out the new Showtime Bits segment, a sort of backstage bit for the PVS!
Thank you too to all of my Contributors for working hard with me for so long. I know most of you have needed a rest from the show, so I won't bug you until next week.
We can still use questions for the big Election Debate too, so if anypony has something they'd like to ask, feel free to do so here as well!
The candidates are:
Princesses Celestia and Cadence
Princess Luna and Discord
Queen Chrysalis and Pinkie Pie
The Flim Flam Brothers
Trixie and her running mate Darkened Flame
Iron Will and Bon Bon
I didn't send anything because nothing struck inspiration with me this week. Sorry.
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It's okay, I've decided to do a super-big update on Wednesday instead. It will contain the regular show, along with the election debate and the Singoff, all in the same episode, this'll just buy me some more time to work on it.
If only Fluttershy was a candidate.
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Writer: "Fluttershy was asked about it, but she said she wasn't interested in running for public office. She's still too shy about the whole standing in front of massive crowds of people and spouting rhetoric thing."
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Damn it, NOW what am I gonna do with all this 'Fluttershy 2012' merch?
Anyhow, looking forward to the next chapter!
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Writer: "Thanks, I'll be posting a three-part show on Wednesday, featuring the usual show, the election, and the singoff. I hope that helps make up for having to miss tomorrow's deadline.
Iron Will and Bon Bon for election!
Can I ask a question for every candidate team? Or just one?
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Writer: "Feel free to ask every single candidate a question! If you have a single, general question or a specific one for each, by all means, ask away!"
How fantastic! *Puts on Fedora and takes out reporter notepad* I have questions for most of you! Almost none shall escape! HAHA!
Princess Celestia! You promised the Ponies and Bronies of this world longer days! Will that not cause jealously to rise again with Luna? Doesn't that show that you still haven't learned your lesson and that you are, in reality, a tyrant who can get away with anything with no consequences? Why did you choose Twilight Sparkle as your as campaign manager who has no experience in such things? You seem to be very biased when choosing things! Will we find your friends on the councils instead of suitable ponies and bronies? And are you racist against humans? "Frivolous human spending" Hm? I think you are!! Sending Ponies and Bronies to the moon for incompetence!? YOU TYRANT!
Princess Cadence! What happens to Shining Armor? How will being married to the Captain of the Guard influence your position? Will you be more vulnerable to giving more money to the guard and ignore other units stationed all around Equestria? It is very possible for your ability to be used in a more...evil manner. How can you guarantee it will not be used in such a way?
Princess Luna! How could you agree with Discord to enslave the Brony population! As a Brony myself I find this outrageous! And I am a man! I don't produce milk you dolt of a Draconequus! Also! Sweets at every meal time rot little colts, fillies, and children's teeth! I don't want to live in a world where the next generation all wear dentures when they are 20! What happens to ponies and people allergic to chocolate? And Discord! With your mud based system don't people that live in more arid environment become poor? Everyone will shift to muddier areas causing over population and death!
Queen Chrysalis! What keeps the population of this land to become basic feeding slaves to your people? Where are our rights? Our privileges? How do we know you won't have changelings in every important post of the government and take control of everything?
Pinkie Pie!...You're awesome. Next!
Flim and Flam! Everything you make turns against you or causes destruction! You don't even guarantee your machines will work! So how can we trust you mischievous brothers not to tax and corrupt this government for your greedy hooves?! You wanted to kick out Applejack of her own farm! Applejack!! You wanted to take advantage of the Element of Harmony? How does that reflect on your morals?
Trixie!...Nope! Hehe. Next!
Iron Will! Becoming Ruler of Everything is not some way to inflate your ego! Get off before Zangief leads the revolution to take you down! And I ain't talkin downtown, I'm talking 6 feet underground!
Bon-Bon...How has Lyra not rescued you, yet?
*Clears throat* Well that should be just about all my questions! Oh except one! Hey Twilight! Wanna hang out? I'd love to discuss Equestrian History with you!
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Writer: "Thank you very much for your support, and all of the questions! I appreciate it, and will look forward to seeing you at the Pony Variety Show!"