Okay you guys I just finished working on a collab with my good friend: Blake El Negro Diablo. This story was just too epic that it killed me while I was typing this and then I died to death while I died. This story follows the remarkable tale of everyone's favourite Cod. (No not the zombies one) This epic features love, fire, cinders and naan. I would I highly recommend you read and I challenge
You horse fuckers wanna know what I've been up to? Nothing, well nothing you need to know at least, anyway I assume you know of Mr Jay? That faggot that's my number one stalker? Well he's recently written a great story about love, sun and fried chicken.
It's a RWBY fic, but a damn good one (perhaps a spiritual successor to the epic Naan trilogy) anyway go check it out.
I love Nov 5th because fireworks are so shiny it makes me cry tears of blood :,) Oh and if you think I'm dead, I'm not. What would you do if I told you I'm actually writing a story? Shocking I know! I am Lesbian Adagio Dazzle: Goddess of Lesbians and Empress of Procrastination. Adore me, my subjects~
I don't seem to go on here as much as I used to... or write as much. Maybe I'm just suffering from severe writer's block... Or Skpeing and playing Uncharted 2 with my m8s Flash Sentry and Rarity is just way too fun. Either way, the point is that this image fabulous. Answer truthfully or else I'll steal your Waifu and Wifi.
Omg you guise I'm so happy I could cri evry teim i meen dnt even kno i swer on me mummy! To celebrate this wondrous occasion, let's all draw me as one of those french girls! I'll start!
To clarify, are we saying I've kidnapped you (i.e. Adagio Dazzle) or are we saying I've kidnapped that yellow thing?
play games! we can finally do it! YES!!!!!
7, followed by a healthy dose of 6 if we beat an entire group of CoD clan members.
Then, we'll go for a little of 8 with RR (Your movie), followed by 3 once I'm satisfied.
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Both
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Yellow thing: no idea. Probably #3.
Adagio Dazzle: definitely not #2, probably not #3. All the others would be distinct possibilities.
3001073 Well maybe if you got a PS3...
Number 5 xD
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You better make good tea...
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If I had me trapped I would go for
1.
6.
7.
9.
4.
Adagiocest is best cest
3001175 Yush.
Maybe 1, 5, 6, 7, 10
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I'm still waiting for 7...
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Damn you! schools almost over so i could work more and maybe see then.
3001351 Talk about a working girl...
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life isn't free you know!
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Shut up and go please your client.
(It's me~)
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but being a slave doesn't pay very well....
*gets flashbacks from the whip*
Where do you want me mistress?
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I want...
you to play some Uncharted with me ¦D
*Throws PS3 controller at you*
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*catches the controller* soo.. when's my salary due?
3001178 Why do #1 before #4?
4
9
5
3001441 Neevar! >:D
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Yolo
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There better be cookies involved.
3001471 I make no promises
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well atleast I'm your slave and not some posers...
I'd imagine someone like you would kidnap some poor person and do #4 and #1 to them Dagi...
3001490 I read that as "Tosser"
3001498 don't forget 6 and 7
3001486 stop crushing my feels :'(
3001481 I'm cereal ))):<
3001507 Jesus Christ.... u need help m8. But i have a question, if you would do this to somebody, who would u do it to >:P
5-10.
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works too.
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Sunset Shimmer, Aria Sonata, Rainbow Dash-- Fuck it! All the females.
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Sounds like fun.
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British Sonata?
How scandalous!
3001541 Then what numbers?
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I'll just play it forever alone then
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ik ben niet brits ik ben nederlands! jij gek!
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All of them aside from 9 and 10
#9…
until sempai notices me.
3001541 Lol have you ever had a boyfriend?
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Something makes me think she don't want one…
*Cough cough* lesbian *cough cough*
3001621 Hmm I just wonder if she has had one before in the past ;)
All of it. You'd probably do the same.
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Probably explains why she is a [insert namesake here]. Some puckish rogue stealing our dazzling, dictatorial damsel of distress' heart.
It was probably Morgan Freeman…
3001704 XD Naah probably Flash
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*Notices you*
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Kill it with fire.