Soooooo, my body's an asshole. · 2:41am Apr 20th, 2015
(NSFW if you consider period horror stories something you don't like reading. I don't understand how you wouldn't want to hear about menstruation, because hearing about the process that helped produce you is so disgusting. Sarcasm, of course. Everyone's different, and have a nice whatevertimeitis.)
As most of you hopefully know, females have something called the menstrual cycle. It's a process inside the body to keep the vagina healthy and good for producing children. But there is one problem every female has with it.
THE MOTHERFUCKING BLOOD. That shit is the worst part, and it feels like melted chocolate oozing outside of you. As some of you know, I'm rather young. My period is still out of wack, so I can't really tell when I'm going to get one. So what do I wake fucking up to? A nice circle of dried blood on my pristine white bed sheets, and blood staining the inside of my thighs and pj pants. What a lovely way to start the day!
But on a side note, I'll be reading my fanfiction on Literacy Night at my school, and the one I chose was the super duper gay one I'm writing that I'm actually confident about, that I haven't even finished yet, and will likely be over three thousand words. Possibly more. But that's all for tonight, and I hope you all forget I told you this!
I don't know why people get grossed out over periods. I mean, you'll get grossed out from even a mention in writing of girl blood but you're perfectly fine watching videos about people getting shot and bleeding out, and sometimes even gorier stuff?
I think I've spent too much time on tumblr today, I'm starting to get ranty.
2998690 Ducking people logic of course.
Oh a horror movie with people being graphically blown up and guts flying everywhere? Cool, let's go see it! A girl talking about how much it hurts when she's on her period, and how it's really incoming with how gross it feels sometimes? Ew, thats definitely not something I want to hear about, even though it's really important to reproduction of our species!
Isn't it great being an organic life form who's own body will ignore the mind just to try to get laid to make more people who will ultimately just do the same thing?
2998752 Oh yes, quite so! Along with my chances of being forcefully entered by another of the opposite gender just because I was wearing a short pair of pants one day! It's just great.
Ugh, poor girl, I remember when bleeding through my bedsheets in my sleep used to be a problem...my parents had to put in some kind of latex quilt under the sheets to protect the bed...
And it also suck never to know when it will come...mine is starting to get more regulare, but it's still pretty fucked up sometimes... my advise is to just write down when you get it every month and eventually you might start to see a pattern.
2998887 I'll try that, thanks.
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