Comedy · 4:10am Apr 8th, 2015
Sometimes I just want to laugh at myself. At my problems. Why? Because I have no problems when I compare them to a lot of other people who are genuinely struggling with the shitty hands life deals them. Some are born with wealth and affluence; they've got all the cards and silver spoons a person can ask for. Some are born into lives fraught with strife and impoverishment. Yet here I sit moping over "how hard it is to be me". I hate it when people do things like that. I hate it when I do things like that. It's just that sometimes, instead of brooding bitterly alone, I want to be able to vent about the negative, but spiff it up in a way that comes off as polished and positive, so I don't ruin the good mood of others or be a damn stick in the mud. I just wish I could find a way to laugh at my circumstances instead of having them define me as a person. I don't want to be known as someone who is only as bright as the weather allows them to be, I want to be a shining beacon of my own.
tl;dr: Just me venting with my sleep deprived (and unfortunately not drunk) mind. Meant primarily for my benefit, not for anyone else. And if you're still reading this shit call up Homer and tell him to set aside some nepenthe for my sorry ass.
2959425 -.-
2961057 Ah yes, the -.- response from MartianMan98. Well I shall counter your -.- with a cute Derpy.
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Take that.
2961086 Corey, I love ya in a platonic way, but you're frekkin crazy, bro.
EDIT: That picture is adorable though.
2961247 Unlike so many people I don't hide my insanity. I embrace my inner weird, I sometimes walk around in the snow wearing a top hat, a monocle, and a tuxedo with a cane. I wore a banana suit to my prom. I am just as crazy on the web as I am in real life, and that is what makes me happy. I am happy being me.
2961263 I'm glad some people aren't too insecure to show off their madness. I'm not one of those people, though. Unlike you, I have to pretend to be decent and I have to keep up a sane facade. I'm quite a dick otherwise.
2961287 I'm not a mean crazy. I'm actually one of the nicest guys you could ever meet. Applejack may be best pony, but I behave a lot like Pinkie. I always consider someone a friend unless they are mean and nasty to me or others. So yeah, I'm a crazy sweetheart. I'm almost never sad, even though life gave me the short end of the straws, I always find something to be happy about.
I also bet you never expected me to say something deep and meaningful but at the same time silly and stupid.
I love Tiny Tim. I just love being happy.
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Indeed I haven't. But I'm pleasantly surprised to realize that almost everything you've said in the past, while silly and generally unrelated, are still insightful if one reads between the lines...
You're still crazy though -.-
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If by insightful you mean being happy then yes, I am secretly very insightful.
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Since you want to do nothing but listen to music, soothe your ears with a 2pac classic.
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2961373 What am I going to do with you Corey? You're like an anonymous little angel that's been sent to keep me and other users from getting too down in the dumps. I appreciate it, bro.
Oh yeah, and -.- again.
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I'm not anonymous. I'm Corey. I prefer being called by my name thank you.
I love 80's music.
Edit: I don't like using a fake user name. To me that's like hiding behind a mask and I don't like hiding things. I like sharing with others.
2961390 I don't think you got the meaning of what I said. Corey. Corey stahp. Corey don't be that guy. Pleze
EDIT: I'm the opposite. I'm not the most trustful of people I know, much less people I don't. And the internet itself is a kind of mask of its own, isn't it?
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2961406 How many goddamn videos do you have at your disposal!?
2961412 A little bit under 200
2961418 That's a lotta videos, bro. Wanted to let you know that 200 is a big number.
2961430 But not all of them I have saved. Like that Pinkie Pie clip, as soon as I read your comment I thought of Pinkie Pie saying Okey Dokey Lokey, And I found two other clips that were much better but cut off half way through Okey Dokey Lokey.
2961439 Cool story bro!
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2961447 That's not a cool story. Have I ever told you the tale of how I got my toaster?
2961502 Well, that's certainly something that...that happened.
2961518 I shall leave you with this story.
Um...okay? Bye, I guess? I'm just gonna go lie down for a bit...