The moment you've all been waiting for; the testament to my artistic prowess; the thing with the stuff; I'm running out of synonyms; seriously, though, is this building suspense?
Hello, everypony! I am back from my grand venture to the writer's block. Maybe I'll write about it sometime...? Nah, that wouldn't make a good story at all. Anyway, when I arrived at the writer's block, it gave me its sage knowledge. It said:
"He whosoever wishes to succeed had better pace himself, that's what he'll need."
Hello, everypony! I probably won't be able to work on my stories for a while as I have recently heard rumors of a strange and mysterious artifact that is supposed to make a writer's stories 20% cooler than they were before. This artifact is known throughout the writing community as the "Writer's Block."