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Author Tempus


Dec
27th
2011

Ask Grimdark Author · 3:57am Dec 27th, 2011

So, Author Tempus from Books has his own little ask blog. If you have any questions for the biographer, don't hesitate to ask!

"So, my little muses, do you have the guts to ask? I am feeling the need for some more books..."

Oh, I'm also starting a new chapter. It should shed a little more light on the Reaper organization.

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Nov
1st
2011

Pester me, if you wish. · 8:57pm Nov 1st, 2011

My fellow Equestrians, I have recently downloaded a chat application that I believe will be most useful.

This application is known as PesterChum.

If you know about this and already have it, good job! My chum handle is authorTempus.

If you know what it is but don't have it, google "Pester Chum 3.14 download". I would post the link, but... Well... I'm lazy...

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Oct
22nd
2011

Fillies and Gentlecolts... · 9:17pm Oct 22nd, 2011

The moment you've all been waiting for; the testament to my artistic prowess; the thing with the stuff; I'm running out of synonyms; seriously, though, is this building suspense?

Oh, right. Anyway, here it is: MY DEVIANTART PAGE!

Now, I know everypony's excited. I mean, your favorite author is also an artist? My last name isn't Tempus for nothing! And if you want to show, tell, or ask me anything, feel free to email me at a.tempus@derpymail.org

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Oct
17th
2011

The Writer's Block has Spoken · 9:09am Oct 17th, 2011

Hello, everypony! I am back from my grand venture to the writer's block. Maybe I'll write about it sometime...? Nah, that wouldn't make a good story at all.
Anyway, when I arrived at the writer's block, it gave me its sage knowledge. It said:

"He whosoever wishes to succeed
had better pace himself, that's what he'll need."

Basically, it said I should only work on one story at a time. Working on both is causing stress, and that keeps my brain from thinking gooder than normal.

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Oct
12th
2011

The Rare Artifact · 9:18pm Oct 12th, 2011

Hello, everypony! I probably won't be able to work on my stories for a while as I have recently heard rumors of a strange and mysterious artifact that is supposed to make a writer's stories 20% cooler than they were before. This artifact is known throughout the writing community as the "Writer's Block."

Some never return from their ventures to get the Writer's Block, while others come back to work on their stories more intently than ever before.

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Oct
12th
2011

Fancy Shmancy Mathematics Part 1: Deterioration Effect · 8:03pm Oct 12th, 2011

Hello, everypony! Author Tempus here with a quick lesson in mathematics! Today I'll be telling you about something I like to call the deterioration effect. Or, in lamen's terms, tl;dr syndrome.

Most ponies will think that tl;dr syndrome only occurs within a single block of text. That assumption is incorrect. The deterioration effect is actually more accurate in its name for this reason.

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Oct
11th
2011

A Sonic Rain-What? · 9:23pm Oct 11th, 2011

All right! I finished typing up the first chapter! Now to start with the next chapter...
I have a lot of work ahead of me... @_@

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Oct
10th
2011

Preview of next chapter: Sweet Dreams are Made of This · 9:15am Oct 10th, 2011

Hello! Just thought I'd do a little preview for the next chapter of Sweet Dreams. This chapter is "Time for School"

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Oct
10th
2011

I made a blog post. Blog posts are cool. · 12:39am Oct 10th, 2011

Oh, no... I just did a Doctor Who reference, didn't I? Oh well.

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