My unicorn brotthers and sisters! Join the unicorn Supremecy Movement! together we shall prove to the world the unicons are the master race and true rulers of Equestria!
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220006 German fellow? Oh please, it's common knowledge that germans arn't real people, much like people with blue eyes and hipsters.
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220020 don't forget hippies, christians, blacks, whights, mexicans, jews, muslums, buddists, capitalists, non-bronys, bronys, and everyone exept pure blooded Unicorns. And I don't mean like the Cake's son, i mean PURE UNICORNS like Twilight and Trixe.
Heil Sparkler!
220033 what about Rarity? She only has a little bit of Earth Pony in her. So in Harry Potter terms, shes a Half-Blood. Then again, I like to think, her father is like my OC, Venom Mix, a rare type of Unicorn. A Squib. A magicless unicorn, however, I think he has a a fairly large mana pool to keep his colors and not be completely void like Venom Mix.
Also, Unicorns are best ponies!
221907 Half blooded Unicorns are a disgrace to the Pure Unicorn Gene Pool and deserve to be sent to death/work camps or banished from the kingdom. It wouldn't be as bad if she was half Unicorn half Pegusi, in that case she would just be treated like a second class citezen like the rest of the pegusi, but being bred with EarthPony blood is just wrong.
222778 sorry no, NOW JOIN THE UNICORN SUPREMECY MOEMENT!
221907 Also if your OC is a magicless Unicorn thatjust means he's about as useless as an earth Pony and is a disgrace to his pure breatheren and shall be sent off to a death camp for his inferiority.
222752 For some reason, I should feel sad and/or enraged because you said that about Rarity and my OC, but for the life of me, IM OKAY WITH IT. I found what you responded with hilarious and fuels up my drive for Unicorn supremacy. BUT, I did say Rarity only has a little bit of Earth Pony, or her dad is hiding his horn under a hat like Trixie. YOU NEVER KNOW. She may actually be a Pure Unicorn.
222785 Also, Venom Mix doesn't care what you say about him. He's survived worse. Plus he's batsh
t insane. And Celestia's Potion Master. And a serial killer. 
ACTUALLY. if I really think about it. He'd be the one incharge of the Death Camps and experimenting on the ponies sent in. Let's keep Venom alive. He'd have fun in the Unicorn Supremacy Act! That and he's Twilight's Rejected brother.
224823 He shall be spared so long as our scientists work out a way to get his magic back.
225343 yay!
Your naive perception of world greatly humor us, dear MLP-41317. In fact it humor us so much, that we shall reveal the truth to you. The truth is that both unicorns and pegasis are impure. In nearest future, when we will have enough power, we shall overthrown those abominations known as alicorns and proceed to make Great Operation when all awful horns and wings will be torn and disintegrated and which would turn anypony to something similar to earth pony, but we all will be the same color, height, weight, gender, etc. We all be the part of Perfect One, including me, MLP-10677, and you.
You may asked me, why I'll tell you all this. It's simple. It has already begun. Haven't you noticed how all new stories on this site are like they are the same, especially HiE? Almost all writers were already assimilated. But there's more, all staff has been assimilated already. Why do you think, there's more and more restrictions? Why do you think star system was taken down only to give like/unlike system? Why do you think, search system is worse after every change? Why do you think your story was deleted? Because we need to destroy every single piece of individuality. Soon enough there would be no rating, than no comments before story and to finalize process of assimilation there would be no stories at all, because we won't need them. We would all knew the same things, dream the same things or would be even capable to invent same things, this site would be no longer necessary.
And then, we will spread to all worlds, both human and ponies. Why do you think Hasbro released episode about Mare Do Well which whole point is that we all should threw away our individuality and became mediocre like all the rest. If you watch it again, backwards, by every second frame, while holding that Lyra plushie you can clearly see subliminal messages.
So, when know you know what fate awaits you soon, you can continue, your poor attempts in refusing the reality, it really doesn't matter to us. Soon all of you will be pure and perfect, and we looking forward to that moment.
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While I respect your ideals and fanaticism dear anomaly, in that you wish to consume all and become one single entity, it is foolish to even think you can stand against The Unicorn Supremacy Movement. We shall destroy you for we are superior genetically and in every other way, the unicorn race as a whole stands as a beacon of our kinds individuality, such veracious, indomitable spirit cannot be crushed by your Eldrich magic, for our will is superior as we are superior.
You will try and assimilate us and in return be crushed, the unicorn race will stand against and defeat any Eldrich abomination that stands in it's way. Be that Discord, Cthulhu or whatever horrible monstrosity you happen to be apart of. We will not be absorbed, we will enslave all that is lesser. And that unfortunately includes you.
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MLP-34841 we're really scared and concerned about your threats. Almost as much as we were when the others nine thousand two hundred twenty three fools before you said similar lines. You could have at least try to be original in your threats and say "We're going to fuck your face." or something.
Anyway, you guys amuse us so much, that maybe we will give you all an anesthesia when your horns will be cut of from your stupid heads.
Maybe.
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Fool! you speak madness, you filthy dirt ponies cannot overpower us, you are simply too inferior. And really, 9223? that's all you've gotten thus far? Rather pathetic really considering there's millions of ponies in existence. I think all those earth ponies you absorbed have rotted your collective conciousness friend. You are inherently flawed and must be purged. Eventually.
We'll get around to that after we take over Equestria, you aren't exactly a large priority or threat as of yet.
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My, my. Such a claims for a fool, who understands so little.
First of all, most ponies, humans or other sapient beings simply doesn't have even a chance to talk before they were assimilated to us, so you should feel honored that we allow you to say all those gibberish.
Secondly, those 9223 times we heard that line was only when we were assimilating evil chaotic ones and also it wasn't the most popular one among them. We believe that the most popular was something like NO, THIS CAN BE HAPPENING! Even funnier lines we get from the good ones. There were:
You're going to pay, for what you've done., 200,123
You evil bastard 405,245
and my favorite I beg you, rape me instead of my son 524,432
Silly pony we would rape you and your son.
Finally it's good to know that you're unaware of our actual size. It looks like the parts of us, that were send among you are still under control. You see, as we said before, we still lack some power, and there were a few accidents when one of us was taken out of our control. Especially children, since they were still growing and their minds are still forming. That is why we don't assimilate children anymore. We simply rape them to death or skin them alive so we would have beautiful coats for winter. And here we would agree that unicorns are superior. Just few cuts on foal skin, than grab horn and pull up. All skin would go away, and foal would be still alive to bleed to death. Worst are pegasus foals, there was one, orange coat, and purple mane if we remember correctly, when we try to take skin intact but in the end we have to cut the wings of, because they were degenerated and we couldn't skin them properly.
Now, if you excuse us, we must see how many HiE stories are posted here by our other parts. Don't worry though, we would be present at your rape.
227621
Empty threats, we'll destroy you abomination. Clearly if you go after foal it just proves your weakness, you are incapable of taking down bigger prey. And I highly doubt the validity of your claims, as there simply arn't that many evil entities IN Equestria to begin with.
Again when you say that ponies have said certain phrases before rape and subsequent death, such phrases are completely unrealistic. A panicked pony fearing for their life and virginity would simply not say these things. It sounds like bullschit to me dear sir, you overstate your reach. Again I think this is because of all the lesser races you've consumed, they have tainted you and made you weak and stupid.
And the overwhelming fact remains, we have yet to see any evidence of your arrival here in equestria, our movement is gaining momentum and yet we have sparsely heard rumours of an Eldrich evil assimilating ponies in an orgy of rape and death. Yes we have still actually heard the rumours but it is nowhere near as widespread as you claim, little pockets on the outskirts of the land. Nothing more. In fact I have every faith that once you become more prevalent you will be dealt with once we find unicorn bearers of the elements of harmony.
So far you have had no effect on our movement, and so we declare you insignificant.
(OOC: This is getting pretty interesting, could we move this to our actual group, perhaps create a thread for it?
Tell you what, we'll copy and paste what we have so far into a thread.)
Earth ponies, come at us.
369921 Yes let them make our Job easier.
369927...Okay, I don't know what you got from that but limmie but I'm an earth pony so you know....yeah.
369930 you clearly have horns silly!
370108 Yes two
370110 then you're a unicorn.
370138 No earth pony with horns, no magic.
370141 No magic? So? Lots of Unicorns have magic defects like that. You have horns Earth Ponies do not have horns, Unicorns have horns. (Nazi logic FTW)
The Illogic is superior to any magic.
What are your opinions on Alicorns? Just curious. (I'm half unicorn half earth pony. Come at me bro.)
451260 Alicorns are a disgrace becuase they have Unicorn blood muddle with the filth of the earth ponies running throught their veins. Only Unicorns who are PURE unicorn (Unicorn Mother and Father) are worthy of existing. Others should either be enslaved, learn their place, or be killed.