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Hairy Konquerer


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  • 112 weeks
    I Live Again!

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  • 134 weeks
    I'M STILL ALIVE!

    I bring new to everyone still on here who knows me.

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  • 278 weeks
    I'm Kinda Done

    Hello everyone, bet you thought you'd seen the last of me. Not by a long shot. I'm afraid I have some sad news.

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  • 294 weeks
    New Vote

    So since I received little input about the next chapter, By which I mean the fact Nobody voted at all, I'm going to put up my choices for the first Non MLP chapter to go up on DeviantART.

    A. Red vs Blue.

    B. Transformers: Lost Light

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  • 296 weeks
    IW2 Update

    After...two votes. I've made my decision. The MLP chapters will stay on here, the Non MLP's will be posted on DeviantART on my page. I go by the same name as on here.

    The next chapter will go up tomorrow(coincidentally my Birthday), and after that, the one with the most votes by next Monday will be the next chapter written. Poll's in the link.

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Mar
1st
2015

Power Bronies Hasbro Force Teaser Blog 6: the Pink Ranger · 6:16am Mar 1st, 2015

Name's- well you can just call me Diablo, cause that's what most Changelings think of me as. Anyway, i'm a Brony, funny guy, and awesome hero. i was heading over to Luna's place as i had finally mustered the courage to try and ask her out when i heard screaming and ran for the source. When i got there, Changelings were all over the area and i saw a few changelings attacking random buildings before turning their attention to me. I managed to whip out my Key and shouted.

"It's Morphin Time. Super Mega Mode!!"

I was enveloped in a flash of light and felt a warming snug like feeling as my costume wrapped around me. i was now the pink ranger but without the skirt (i'm manly enough to wear pink, but skirts for this guy) and managed to take them down with ease. Shadow like Changelings jumped out of nowhere so i busted out my secret weapon to paralyze them: Smile.

The Demons of changelings went absolutely insane from the song causing me to giggle a little as i knocked them out when i received a elbow to the head and turned around to see Several changelings behind me, they were pretty fast.

But i was faster.

i pulled out a attachment to my key and glowed as i morphed into a new mode.
"Legendary Ranger Form! It's time to Pony Power up!"
the glow subsided and i was now in a white and purple jumpsuit and knocked them out faster than they could respond and grabbed a cupcake from a nearby shop cause one of them looked hungry. i changed back and saw my best buddy Alfreda hopping out of a trashcan and walk toward me.

"I get that a only a real man wears pink, but why do you insist on actually acting like Pinkie Pie sometimes?"

"I did it before i became a ranger, i did it with pride than and i do now. you got a problem?"

"just confusion at your choices."

"Your just jealous of my Super Pinkie Swagger."

Teaser for a collab I'm taking part i-

"Wait!"

What Alfreda?

"you said i could do it!"

fine. the world went black and only Alfreda stood and he turned to the reader.

"Where are my manners? cue the music!"

"the heck happened, i had a totally different choice. oh well now to the point, my names Alfreda. i come from a universe where the Mane Six are the Power Ponies. But either here or there, I'm Forever immortal Eternal Awesomeness, and yes Ladies, I'm single."
At that last comment, we see him flirting with New Dawn and receiving a punch to the groin and him falling down in pain. "I can also help out those in anger management with letting go." that comment goes with the flashback of Red Exorcist slamming Alfreda into the ground than smashing him deeper with a truck.

"Wait what's with the flashba- FAUST darn it i hate reliving pa-" Alfreda is cut off as he is sent into a flashback where the Megazord steps on him earning a grunt of pain. as the music increases the pain Alfreda looks like he's in increases, from Electrocution by Rainbow Zapp's Pendant from holding it up in the air, to Exorcist Rager landing on him with an elbow to the back. As the cymbal crash comes up, another flashback has him in a jet crashing into a black in white blue one then him just falling down a flight of stairs. It returns to him with a parachute on getting in a sissy fight with Nightmare Moon(also wearing a parachute) before they get tangled up in trees. that switched to him simply tripping and falling through a window on top of a skyscraper and going through the pavement, than one of Saddle Rager punching him sending his head like a Rock Em Sock Em Robot.another has her simply kick him into the air followed by one of him slamming on a window behind Sombra than sliding down. the sharp notes conclude it with him receiving multiple slaps(mainly from girls) and hit by multiple cars before it all ends with Red Exorcist sliding a concrete barricade over Alfreda who falls down on it crotch first.

"I hate Clip Shows..."

Teaser for Darth Gonzo's Power Bronies Hasbro Force.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

This is the 6th. the sissy fight was inspired partially by this funny photo.

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Comments ( 20 )

Ok what is this? My friend New Dawn did this too

how can i join?

2839652 sorry man. all full if you want something to do with it consult Either Shazam 24 or Darth Gonzo

2839652 We'll talk. You can PM me.

2839657 I'm sorry to say this but you need to change a lot in this blog.

flirting with New Dawn and receiving a punch to the groin

Now that sounds like something I would do. He deserves it too for flirting with me... then again I am the only girl on the team...

2891794 true. And thanks for the follow

2891794
2892009 That's the only thing I liked from this blog because it made me laugh a lot.

2891794 Also seeing as you're the strongest member of the team that's got to hurt a lot.

2899200 Lol. I'll just go to applejack legendary ranger mode and do that :rainbowlaugh:.

2899986 By the way did you get my PMs I sent you?

2900244 Yes but I'm busy right now.

2900266 Well I was going to ask you a question. Maybe I should just ask it anyway.

2900272 could you guys take your conversation to a PM please?

2900372 We already did dude. And why did you say that?

2900390 cause it seemed like your conversation was gonna continue on here for a second.

2900634 Okay sorry about that. By the way did you get the PM I sent you?

2901193 Are you going to reply to it?

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