Maybe You Should Write A Shipfic (Parody of Frozen's infamous song "Do You Want To Build A Snowman" · 7:25pm Feb 28th, 2015
Sorcerer?
Maybe you should write a shipfic!
You write the same things everyday.
Nobody cares about them anymore.
They're such a bore.
They sit out and decay.
You used to have potential...
But now you don't.
It makes me want to cry.
Maybe you should write a shipfic!
It has to be a shipfic.
(shhhh! I'm working on the Trixie Trilogy!)
Ok bye.
Maybe you should write a shipfic!
A HiE or one with clop.
Once you get your readers by the tail
Nothing will fail.
Trust me the readers will never stop.
(Ooh! How about a plot twist!)
It's like a big wide world of shipping.
Waiting for you and me.
With help from all the clop!
(Clop clop clop)
[The Grass Is Always Greener is released and the last chapter sucked.]
Sorcerer please I know you're in here.
I know that last one was a sin.
Just listen and I've news for you.
It's very true.
You can't just end with "Fin".
Remember what I told you
Not so long ago.
You know what you have to do.
...
Maybe you should write a shipfic.
(Yes, I should.)
Write Trixie x Sunset, non-villainously.
No one writes that.
Because we all know you can only write trixie fics.
2838372 Thats not true! I had...that...one...fic. Darn inability to not write Trixie fics.
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I would have wrote trixie fics, but something better came along.
2838473 Personally the reason I write about Trixie is because we don't know all that much about her. As writers we get to add on to the story and give her more character development than in the show. That's why I don't write about the Mane Six all that much. We already know who they are through 4 whole seasons and two movies of getting to know them.
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I liked boast busters trixie.
Hated magic duel.
Man that's true of the show.
After four seasons every character has finished their arc, has no arc, or actively refuses one.
2838698 Ok I swear I was not the one who downvoted.