Time Travel · 11:41pm Jul 6th, 2012
7/2/2012 Self: *sighs and stares at half completed document* God dangit Scroll, what's wrong with you! This chapter was suppose to be out a week ago! Its not even a real chater, its just suppose to be like 3000 words! Why don't you have it done?! *saves the word document and leans back in his chair* Okay.. writing at past midnight is probably not my strong suit... but I gotta take the intitiative! I gotta bit this thing in the neck! I Pinkie Pie swear that I will have the new chapter of SOL out by Friday and- wait, what?!
*suddenly notices the crackle of electricity form in the corner of his room. He is blinded by a burst of bright blue light and thrown from his chair by a shock wave. When he comes, there is a naked Dawnscroll crouching in a smoking crater. Our heroes scrambles to his feet*
7/6/2012 Self: Greetings. I am you from the future.
7/2/2012 Self: Woah! Like how far from the future? Is there like an epic war and you've come back to warn of it? Has a portal connecting Earth to Equestria been created and you're here to ensure the paradox loop is sustained by giving me the blueprints? Or maybe-
7/6/2012 Self: Actually, its nothing like that. I'm just you four days from now.
7/2/2012 Self: Oh... that's... anticlimactic. Oh, but that must mean your from a point in time from which my new chapter is out! Tell me, is it everything the fans have hoped for? Do they love it? Am I going to be remembered within the fandom like Penstroke and Sgt. Sprinkles and... and... why are you putting Spiked gloves on?
7/6/2012 Self: Because... *cracks his knuckles* these are just used to horribly maim anyone who lies to me. However, you did the worst crime of all... YOU LIED! *starts to beat up his past self*
7/2/2012 Self: NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FA- AAIIIIYEEEEEEE!!!!
*raises baseball bat* Oooooo! Can I help?!
I think after a Pinkie Promise which you failed to keep, getting a pain sandwich from yourself is the least of your worries.
Er... What? Should I be raising my shield or my mug? I am so confuzzled...
{assumes Ponysona} FULGAR! {lightning shoots out of mouth and strikes 7/6/12 you}
216744 INJURYCEPTION!
Oh no! not your beautiful face! Either way dude, tell your future self to back the buck off. you made no Pinkie Pie promise. We're good littles readers, we can wait.
It's okay! Now you shall be a better zombie.
So wait...if you made a Pinkie promise and then got punched in the face by your future self then does that make the future you Pinkie Pie? I am very confused