Just a normal conversation between Aria and I. · 12:16am Feb 22nd, 2015
Aria Blaze: K...
Have you been snorting Doritos powder again?
Me: What if I have?
Me: YOU GT FKN REKT M8!
U FKN WOT?
CHEEKY SCRUB!
Aria Blaze: I AM SORRY DAGI I AM AFRIAD I CANNOT LET YOU DO THAT YOU CAVIAR LICKING SCRUB I WILL DESTROY YOUR ANUS IN CALL OF WEED DO YOU EVEN MOUNTAIN DEW M80?
Me: FKN 1 v1 ME ON CLUB PENGUIN M8 YOU CHEEKY WANKER
ILL RPE UR MUM N SITER U FKN CNT!
420 AR14 BLAZ3 FGT!
Aria Blaze: R U SRS M8? IM R-E-a BLADES BICH. I HAVE NOTHING ELSE 3 SAY 3 U M9
Me: UR S0 FKN S3XY I WNT 2 TKE U RITE NAO, M8!
Aria Blaze: IM SM3XY AND I NO IT I WANT TO RUB U AL NITE LOG.
Me: U WOT1? BTCH WOT MKES U TINK UR TOP!?
I WILL REK UR PURPL3 PU$$Y M8!
Aria Blaze: NOT SEW FAXT M10 THIS TIM I WUNT 2 B DOM ILL WIP U TIL YOR ASS IS RED AS AN EPPL.
Me: I say,
I find your unpleasant language rather amusing, Miss Blaze.
Though, I'm afraid your submissive position will not change.
Perhaps when you have enough gall to challenge me, if you dare.
Until then, you're still my little pet~
Aria Blaze: By golly it seems we have changed styles, was mlg too difficult? Funny, I thought you had enough practice at spelling errors...
Me: Your sharp tongue does you no credit, pet.
Even in bed it is quite useless.
Aria Blaze: ยทยทยท
Me: It seems I struck a nerve.
Aria provoked?
Aria Blaze: I got wrecked so hard...
*Kneels before you*
You may be Dom, for now, let's have kinky whipping sex.
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Let it go, m8
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True love...
2819156 So.....pussy?
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Aria Blazing it?
2819171 Aria 420
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I don't always Blaze it,
but when I do I get higher than Justina Bieber.
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It's broken, m8
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Is that the male version?
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It's less shit by 0.00000000001%
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This was an interesting conversation you and Aria had
2819215 k
Imma go fap now bye
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Looks like you...
*Puts on another pair of shades*
Let it go.
A truly riveting tale of deception, power, and above all, love.
69/10 would red again.
2819243 It must be bright on 'Planet Cool' if you have to put on two pairs of shades.
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Two shades? What do you think I am? A scrub?
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2819265 Are you even good enough to be a skrub?
We need to talk via PM.
Now.
Sexytimes will ensue.
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I am the lord of shadow!
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Not sure if that was directed at me or someone else.
2819288 I am a Skrublord
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ur a cheeky cnt m8
Good show, mate!~ Also, THE END! *closes the Epic Book of the Sirens and their epic adventures* for now
2819302 oy cnt wana phuk shit up?
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The original conversation takes place on Aria's page.
2819339 Okay, I'll take a look.
And possibly befriend her if she doesn't snipe me first.True story bruh
for the more civilized people out there.
JK Loololololol
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Your new catchphrase...possibly
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Pretty much
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I thought I chained you to a bed post, how did you escape?
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Don't befriend her.
Follow her.
Worship her.
Praise your new goddess!
2820664 The three of you are, actually.
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The magic of friendship.
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Friendship...
With benefits.
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Only with you.
And Rainbow Dash
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Who doesn't want the Dash?
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ADashio
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AriDashio
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So I finished the first chapter,
it should be up tomorrow.
I think you'll like the end result.
Also, thanks for all the help, Aria.
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That would be interesting. *cough cough* do it.
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It was an honour to help you with the first chapter, and I'm happy to keep helping.
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I'll write it if you be my editor~
And there's more chapters to come.
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We be together forever
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We'll be so closely associated with each other,
that conjoined twins would looks separated compared to us!
2821935 Sorry, just HAD to like that comment. Also, sounds like PB&J has a new rival...
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A rival?
Oh please, we're their new overlords.
Bow before us, vermin!
2824850 They stand no chance! Also can I be that totally strange companion that I have no idea what it does, but is still awesome?
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Yes.