Which one shines brighter?

So, I was thinking. A long time ago there was a meme that was known as 'still a better love story than Twilight.' And then I thought about the most hated mlp ship of all time, Flashlight. So, which light shines brighter, or if you want, which is worse?

Comments

[Anita C Seriene]

Considering fanfiction (yes, I'm looking at you, Fifty Shades), I'd say Flashlight is still a better love story than Twilight.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

Did someone say Twilight meme?
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Flashlight sucks rotten spotted dick.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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I like Edward's sister.
She's hot~

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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Bursting with lesbian vampires and werewolves everywhere.

[SonataDusk97]

I will honestly say this I read Twilight and used to like it. Until I realized that is was really stupid. I really don't understand why people hate Flashlight but it's really a better love story than Twilight. Although I think Twilight Sparkle can do what way better.

[Aria H Discordia]

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I'd do her.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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*Growls*
She's mine!

[Aria H Discordia]

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*Cracks knuckles*
After I beat you, me and her are going to have the best sex ever.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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*Snarls like a crazed animal*

[Aria H Discordia]

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*Snarls like a crazed animal*

You mean like you normally sound?
Anyway, how about a three way?

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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I don't sound like that at all!
You will pay for your insolence!
*tackles you off a cliff*

[Aria H Discordia]

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We can fly dumb ass!
*transforms and spreads wings*

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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*Dives into the ocean below then summons a giant squid that immediately swats you like a fly*

[Aria H Discordia]

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*falls into ocean, transforms back*
Well that's just mean!
*Swims away*

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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You can't escape me, Aria~
*I grab onto you and drag you deeper into the ocean*

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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I was playing The Last of Us earlier,
but one of the NPCs was blocking the exit then I got killed by this hoe.
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I was not amused.
Grounded mode is best mode.

[Aria H Discordia]

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I don't want to escape you, I just want to bang Edwards sister.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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Yeah?
Well my favorite color is purple and gold and red and blue and green and turquoise--
Y'know what? Screw it! I like all the colors expect pink because pink is fo' bitches and hoes.

[Aria H Discordia]

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Fo' shizzle mah dizzle

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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That was so bad it made my eyes bleed.
Now you know why I always wear shades.

[Aria H Discordia]

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My eye bled once, I was hanging upside-down too long and it just happened.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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Why were you hanging upside down?
She better not be having kinky sex with Sonata or I'll fucking murder her with a machete when she sleeps-- oh a penny!

[Aria H Discordia]

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I was having kinky sex with Rainbow Dash. I'm kidding.
Now I'll tell you the story of how I got my eye to bleed.
In elementary school my friends and I (yes, friends) hung upside-down and the last person left hanging got to dare the others to do anything, and I always won. One day an outsider wondered what we were doing, we told her and she wanted to try it. In the end it was just me and her and then my eye started to cry blood, upside-down.

Crying upside down feels weird. But yeah, that's how it happened. (I like the story with Rainbow Dash more.)

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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That reminds of the time I was playing with knives!
There was a lot of blood and something about A&E.
I had a swell time indeed~

[Aria H Discordia]

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Why were you playing with knives?

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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I don't remember,
I was just a little seahorse at the time.
Maybe because I was bored?

[Aria H Discordia]

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My favourite colour is black,
Then rainbow,
Then orange.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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Black isn't a colour...

[Aria H Discordia]

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Ok then, it's my favourite shade and I prefer it over all colours.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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"Colours"
That's how the Brits tend to spell it...

[Aria H Discordia]

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It is, it's also how Australia spells it.
G'day m8

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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I fuckin' knew it!
That's why you're always offline when I'm online and vice versa.

[Aria H Discordia]

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Yeah, sucks being eleven hours ahead.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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Well, you're only 9 hours ahead in the UK~
(Yes, I sound like a posh, snarky tosser)

[Aria H Discordia]

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Bloody poms

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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Silence, slave~
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[Aria H Discordia]

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Okay

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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Pft, you can have that hoe.
I want Aria~

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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None of us can have her right now,
since she's offline and all...

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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Indeed.

[Aria H Discordia]

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I'm back, you can continue fighting over me.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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Aria mad?

[Aria H Discordia]

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Nah, it's Sonata so bad.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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You sure Adagio'd that bullet.

[Aria H Discordia]

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That was terrible. Did you come up with that?

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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Nope,
My waifu Wubcake did.

[Aria H Discordia]

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But...
I thought I was your waifu.
Well, that would mean you couldn't fap to me. Ok, I understand.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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But you're my Waifu too because polygamy!
Fapping is below a siren of status like myself.

[Lesbian Adagio Dazzle]

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Why doesn't anyone ever trust me?