A little kind of halloweeny joke. · 6:14am Oct 31st, 2015
A man robbed a grocery store on the shoulders of two vampires.
He was arrested for shoplifting on two counts.
A man robbed a grocery store on the shoulders of two vampires.
He was arrested for shoplifting on two counts.
I showed up to my exam half an hour early. I don't even know why. Now I'm bored stupid and surrounded by younger students. -_- stupid twelvies.
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Add me, my minions!
One day I look at my followers, and there's 68.
"Oh boy, only one more left."
Then next day... I look at my followers and there's 70.
I missed 69!
What do they mean?
Goodnight everyone.
People were angry at Eris for lying to them about being a guy.
Well, I'm a guy. Does anyone care?
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof*…
He disappeared without a tres.
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.