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Colt Bolt


You ask me who is best pony, I say changelings are the best pony. Don't forget to hit that follow button. The more followers I have, the easier my WORLD DOMINATION PL- I mean, writing will be.

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  • 430 weeks
    OVER 1000!

    *Colt Bolt rapidly clicks the refresh button*
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    "Whatcha doooing Colt?":pinkiesmile:
    "I'm about to reach over 1000 views, come here, watch."

    "almost there"

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  • 465 weeks
    Update 7/06/2015

    *Sound of keyboard typing away*
    *knock, knock,knock*
    "come in, the door is open"
    :trixieshiftleft: "La Great and Powerful Trixie needs her beauty sleep. And your typing keeps waking her up."
    "Yeah, yeah, yeah, the door is that way"

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  • 466 weeks
    Update 26/05/2015

    :pinkiegasp: ECHO EchoEcho Echo Echo
    Yawns, Pinkie, I told you to wake me up at 7:30. What time is it now?
    :pinkiesmile:Ohh, it's been about 2 months.
    TWO MONTHS(falls out of bed onto rocks), ow! why are we in a cave?

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  • 474 weeks
    Update 4/4/15

    :pinkiehappy: Hiya Colty, watcha doing!
    SHHH, pinkie not so loud. Can't you see that I'm trying to infiltrate Korea now
    :pinkiehappy: Ohhh, I love to play spy games. One time Twilight, Spike and I snuck into the Canter- *cover pinkies mouth with hand*
    PINKIE, FOR FAUST SAKE SHUT UP!!!
    *50 barrels of guns points at my face*
    Ah, horseapples
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  • 475 weeks
    Very short update 25/03/15

    :derpyderp2: *Jumps on a cloud* CRACK!!!!!!
    Hey ay ay ay! Now carefully Derpy. We don't want you to cause of damage than you have already created. *points at a paragraph that burnt into ashes*
    :derpyderp2: oops sorry
    Wait a minute *steps back and looks at the chapter* This could actually work. Yeah, it could. Thank Derpy!

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Feb
10th
2015

Update 10/02/15 · 8:57am Feb 10th, 2015

DAM YOU LEON!!!!!!!
:rainbowhuh: hey! quiet down there, I'm trying to get some shut eye.

Sorry rainbow, it's just that one of my friends stepped onto my USB and now it's completely destroyed
:rainbowderp:wait, is it the USB with the fanfic, Heart of a Changeling?
mhmm *nods head*
NOOOOO my life is ru- wait why am I even worrying, your fanfictions are baloney. It needs to be about 20 cooler
*angrily breaths in and out* calm down Colt, remember what flutters said. 'Use your words not your hooves' wait a minute, i don't have hooves *cracks knuckles* Come here rainbow!
:ajbemused::pinkiecrazy::raritycry::twilightangry2: BE QUIET YOU GUYS
sorry

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so yeah as you just heard my 32GB USB just died
moment of silence please

but not to worry as i have saved a back-up
except about 1000 words are missing
but not to worry, that won't effect the time it will be released.
you can expect it to be out in late February (15th - 28)

*sobbing*Please can I got now
no rainbow, you will not go anywhere until you have fully read 50 shades of hay!!... Oh horseapples I left camera on didn't I?

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