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Colt Bolt


You ask me who is best pony, I say changelings are the best pony. Don't forget to hit that follow button. The more followers I have, the easier my WORLD DOMINATION PL- I mean, writing will be.

Feb
6th
2016

OVER 1000! · 7:52am Feb 6th, 2016

*Colt Bolt rapidly clicks the refresh button*
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"Whatcha doooing Colt?":pinkiesmile:
"I'm about to reach over 1000 views, come here, watch."

"almost there"

"Yes, yes. come on"

"So close."

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Jun
7th
2015

Update 7/06/2015 · 8:54am Jun 7th, 2015

*Sound of keyboard typing away*
*knock, knock,knock*
"come in, the door is open"
:trixieshiftleft: "La Great and Powerful Trixie needs her beauty sleep. And your typing keeps waking her up."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, the door is that way"
:trixieshiftright: "Hmph, Now listen closely here Mr. If you don't stop typing this instant La Great and Powerful Trixie will banish you to the Everfree forest!"

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May
25th
2015

Update 26/05/2015 · 11:52am May 25th, 2015

:pinkiegasp: ECHO EchoEcho Echo Echo
Yawns, Pinkie, I told you to wake me up at 7:30. What time is it now?
:pinkiesmile:Ohh, it's been about 2 months.
TWO MONTHS(falls out of bed onto rocks), ow! why are we in a cave?

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Apr
4th
2015

Update 4/4/15 · 12:59pm Apr 4th, 2015

:pinkiehappy: Hiya Colty, watcha doing!
SHHH, pinkie not so loud. Can't you see that I'm trying to infiltrate Korea now
:pinkiehappy: Ohhh, I love to play spy games. One time Twilight, Spike and I snuck into the Canter- *cover pinkies mouth with hand*
PINKIE, FOR FAUST SAKE SHUT UP!!!
*50 barrels of guns points at my face*
Ah, horseapples
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Mar
25th
2015

Very short update 25/03/15 · 11:17am Mar 25th, 2015

:derpyderp2: *Jumps on a cloud* CRACK!!!!!!
Hey ay ay ay! Now carefully Derpy. We don't want you to cause of damage than you have already created. *points at a paragraph that burnt into ashes*
:derpyderp2: oops sorry
Wait a minute *steps back and looks at the chapter* This could actually work. Yeah, it could. Thank Derpy!
:derpytongue2:Urrr? I don't know what when right???

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Mar
8th
2015

Update 8/3/15 · 1:31am Mar 8th, 2015

*Rarity walks in and reads Heart Beats.*
:raritycry: SCREEEEEEEM!!!!!!!! *flips coffee table and hides behind it.*
What is it Rarity, is the house on fire! Are there rats in the house!
:raritydespair: The p-puntuation and gr-grammar is this story is so bad that it's terrifying.

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Feb
10th
2015

Update 10/02/15 · 8:57am Feb 10th, 2015

DAM YOU LEON!!!!!!!
:rainbowhuh: hey! quiet down there, I'm trying to get some shut eye.

Sorry rainbow, it's just that one of my friends stepped onto my USB and now it's completely destroyed
:rainbowderp:wait, is it the USB with the fanfic, Heart of a Changeling?
mhmm *nods head*
NOOOOO my life is ru- wait why am I even worrying, your fanfictions are baloney. It needs to be about 20 cooler

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Jan
19th
2015

Update 20/01/2015 · 10:29pm Jan 19th, 2015

It's time
:pinkiehappy: IT'S PARTY TIME *fires party cannon*
No pinkie. It's time to update so our followers knows the progression of my work.
:rainbowhuh: Boooooooorrrring
Rainbow Dash, the only books you read is Daring Doo. I'll be surprised if you were able to read the three little pigs without falling asleep of boredom.
:rainbowdetermined2: That's because Daring Doo 20% cooler and most of all.:rainbowkiss: It's all real!

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Dec
2nd
2014

extinct? · 11:54am Dec 2nd, 2014

Do you think Changelings are now extinct in MLP or are just secretly hiding in society

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Nov
29th
2014

Any questions? · 4:14am Nov 29th, 2014

ask any questions about me or any of my stories (well, so far only story)

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