Hyperion Technical Difficulties · 10:55pm Jan 24th, 2015
*Several crashes are heard in the background*
Claptrap 42: I'm okay!
AoR: How did thou get here?
Claptrap 42: Why through that fourth wall thingy I broke.
*a loud groan is heard while slithering tentacles move to repair the damage.*
AoR: Than prey tell how did thou break that?
Clraptrap 42: By being awesome! also from being fired out of a moonshot by a frustrated Unit Mr. Flexington, yelling something about only he can do EXPLOSIONS!
*there is the equivalent of several metaphorical face palms by tentacles.*
AoR: What message would our little human like to give us?
Claptrap 42: Oh he said something about wishing to cut you up into as many little pieces personally for the stuff that he's learned in the yet to be reveled chapter! Also I am kinda sad that I haven't made a appearance again yet, can you please do that soon?
*the silence in that moment is broken by hysterical laughter only for about five or so tentacles to slap a few unseen individuals.*
AoR: You'll stop that laughing as it took me awhile to put your souls back into bodies!
Claptrap 42: Well that's all folks!
AoR: Wait only I can do that!
*there is a struggle before the blog post stops for the possible day, or until claptrap is thrown back out.*
2744759 We are not teasing, the strange claptraps that our human made are the oddities. They must have been made to irritate us or any being that thinks, we did not think it possible! *makes a few notes.*
I am amused.
2744770 We are not amused by the claptrap's dimensional breaking but we'll adapt to try warding it from happening again, we believe the abilities may surpass the one called 'Pinkie' in present timeline for our little human 'jack'.
2744773
don't forget hus mortal enemy, stairs.
2744773 There are numerous Claptraps, luckily enough most of which are upon Helios One or the Hyperion Moon Base. Each having a different model for platform bodies as it seemed one of F.A.U.S.T.'s experiments on individualism.
2744775 We had to watch dozens of them fall due to those same stairs, for different reasons and half the time it was during construction.
2744782
it was kinda sad seeing and hearing him cry because of stairs.