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Lesbian Adagio Dazzle


British accents make everything 20% eviller~

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  • 417 weeks
    BUT IT WAS ME! DIOGIO!

    Okay you guys I just finished working on a collab with my good friend: Blake El Negro Diablo. This story was just too epic that it killed me while I was typing this and then I died to death while I died. This story follows the remarkable tale of everyone's favourite Cod. (No not the zombies one) This epic features love, fire, cinders and naan. I would I highly recommend you read and I challenge

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  • 424 weeks
    Just a simple blog.

    You horse fuckers wanna know what I've been up to? Nothing, well nothing you need to know at least, anyway I assume you know of Mr Jay? That faggot that's my number one stalker? Well he's recently written a great story about love, sun and fried chicken.

    It's a RWBY fic, but a damn good one (perhaps a spiritual successor to the epic Naan trilogy) anyway go check it out.

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  • 443 weeks
    Happy November 5th

    I love Nov 5th because fireworks are so shiny it makes me cry tears of blood :,)
    Oh and if you think I'm dead, I'm not. What would you do if I told you I'm actually writing a story? Shocking I know! I am Lesbian Adagio Dazzle: Goddess of Lesbians and Empress of Procrastination. Adore me, my subjects~


    Oh and today's my birthday I guess...

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  • 462 weeks
    It's been a long time...

    I don't seem to go on here as much as I used to... or write as much. Maybe I'm just suffering from severe writer's block... Or Skpeing and playing Uncharted 2 with my m8s Flash Sentry and Rarity is just way too fun. Either way, the point is that this image fabulous. Answer truthfully or else I'll steal your Waifu and Wifi.

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  • 463 weeks
    160 followers!

    Omg you guise I'm so happy I could cri evry teim i meen dnt even kno i swer on me mummy!
    To celebrate this wondrous occasion, let's all draw me as one of those french girls!
    I'll start!

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Jan
15th
2015

The Retarted Six! · 10:49pm Jan 15th, 2015

When thinking about the mane six, this entered my mind.
I challenge anyone reading this to write a fic about these hoes.
Doest thou thinkth thee could handle it?

Charity Case

Pinkie Pubes

Rainbow Dyke

Appuljack off

Edward Cullen

Fuckershy

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Comments ( 46 )

shit, i'm screwed

Edward Cullen

:rainbowlaugh:

#4 · Jan 15th, 2015 · · ·

Team Jacob all the way!

2725396
Bitch please! Team Edward's hawt vampire sister FTW!!

#6 · Jan 15th, 2015 · · ·

2725400 Nigga get outta here with that sparkling vampire shit. He ain't no real vampire. This a vampire
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2725411
I was talking about his sister though,
Edward can go suck werewolf dick.

#9 · Jan 15th, 2015 · · ·

2725424 Oh we actually agree on something

2725431 This is for ya if want to go The House Of Sex Chatzy
2725381

i want to say "challenge accepted," but fuck i don't think i could even i could write something that ridiculous... and that's saying something.

2725970
Sure you can, I know you can!
It'll be the most retarded story in existence!
Though no where near as retarded as the Twilight books.
Lel.

2726678 touche... fuck it. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED BABY!

2726318
Am I the only one who imagines her as a rapist that will have her way with anything
Even inanimate objects?

I KNOW WHAT I'LL DO..

2733909 Of course. *throws cookies at* MWAHAHAHHHAHAHAH

2733911
I'll be lookin' forward to it...
*Evil Laugh*

2733923
I don't trust that face...
(mine's better)
>¦}

2733930 Sorry about my delay, my brother moved me away for 10 minutes.

2734022 I know. but he has a cute friend so im cool with it.

2734039
A cute friend?
Would you kindly elaborate?

2734042 His name is Mitchell, hes blonde and he spoke to me only once by saying 'Thanks' and it was yesterday and hes freaking ADORABLESSSS

2734058
And here I thought you were on about something cute,
I guess I've been gravely mistaken.

2734114 :o but he drives a motorbike!

2734140
Bitch please,
I'm getting my provisional lenience for one.
(Yes, The leader of the sirens likes motorbikes, u wot m8?)

2734148 I sat on a motorbike. Its Molestia's (my brother) and I nearly burnt my foot.

2734151
Well done.
(My British accent is showing, you will ignore it)

2736089 8--------------------------------------------------> its a cat.

2736126
It looks like it was kicked to death, hit by a train, set alight, eaten and pooped out.

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