Jan
4th
2015
My Very First Blog Post on FIMFiction · 9:01pm Jan 4th, 2015
I'm unsure exactly what I'm supposed to say here, but here it goes.
This may just be the appropriate place to state that I do readings (that is, vocal interpretations) of various writings. So far I've only done a few Creepypasta readings, but I'd love to do readings for works on here, as well. In fact, I already have done one for Arvaus's work "Lives' End".
I'm starting back into school tomorrow, so I may or may not be able to update my current work then, but I will strive to remain consistent in my updates. I also intend to do more reading on here. There's so much work to be found here! Quite overwhelming.
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TheDizzyDan · 327 views
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Pain is my best friend...
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You having a hard time, FattyMagee? 
A friend in need is a friend indeed.
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Makin' me think of you again...
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In all seriousness yes I really haven’t been doing well lately. Pain has been my best friend.
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More like an obsessive stalker. *hugs* I wish I could help you, FattyMagee. How's spring where you are?
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You do help me by just responding to all my silly comments and comments in general. You’re a good friend Daniel. I’ve been through a lot lately as far as pain and MLP and the fandom have been one of my best ways to cope.
So far it’s been pretty cold here still. I know there’s a snowstorm hitting the east coast right now, has that affected you at all?
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I'm reassured to know that I help in some way by providing, perhaps, a distraction from your present discomfort.
We're here for you, FattyMagee.
Indeed. I had to go for my employment drug test for my internship today and was really glad I was able to arrange with a friend to take me there in his car because it would've been hellish to walk there and back. We got a bunch of snow starting in the afternoon yesterday and all the way through the night and today.
Are you familiar with Chris Cornell? The dobermans got me started on his music, and I think he hooked me...
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Thanks, Daniel.
Yeah I bet that would’ve been terrible. Walking in the snow is really terrible in my opinion, and I’ve never been a big fan of winter. Glad you were able to get a ride.
I think I’ve heard of him because he was the lead singer of the band Soundgarden which I’ve definitely heard of.
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You're always welcome, FattyMagee.
Me, too.
Thanks.
Yes, he was.
He good.
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https://m.4822160
That is not Chris Cornell.
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You see these borders and you see these lines? You keep these orders or you pay these fines.
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I don't remember half the times. I know I'm lost, but I know I'm on my way.
You’re a machine in which your life has been invested, now do what you’re told before you get yourself arrested.
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Everything I said is what I mean.
Are you happy I didn’t do it
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I am.
Death is too scary... does that make me a coward?
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No, you're not supposed to want to die.
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But regardless of pain I’m stupid and weird Daniel. Wouldn’t the world be better off without my presence?
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No. Even people like me like people with stupid and weird behavior.
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Well there’s no doubt I’m weird but do you think I’m actually stupid?
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You a smart boy.
Nope.
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I've already told you that I respect your command of geography and economics. I'm sure your intelligence extends to other matters, too, though.
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But being stupid and random is a lot more fun...
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Acting stupid is different from being a stupid person.
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You can tell I’m not actually stupid?
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I'll sing it for you, if you want.
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Sing it? Alright!
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FattyMagee's smart.
He should be known as "The Brain."
I envy his mind.
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Y do u li
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I don't.
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How can you prove it?
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I think we have previously exhausted that line of dialogue.
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Or maybe deep down you know I’m really stupid
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Or deep down you know you're not and you just want to keep me talking on the same points, saying the same things to reassure you.
You’re a a member of the mystery gang huh?
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No, I haven't even watched a Scooby-Doo show in ages.
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Did you ever consider that maybe I’m actually John F Kennedy and I want your reassurance for political clout?
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What political weight would my words carry? 
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Pennsylvania clout!
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I'm flattered, but it wouldn't be that much.
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Nonsense! It’s more clout that Pennsylnois clout!
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That is probably because the latter does not exist, Mr. President.
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Nonsense! You've been there, tell me more about Pennsylnois!
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You're allowed to use revolvers to hunt squirrels.
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That’s incredible!
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I guess if you want to hunt on hard mode, sure.
I didn't believe it myself at first. So long as it's the correct caliber for the game, I guess.
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But I want to know more about Pennsylnois!