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iloveportalz0r


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Dec
29th
2014

Literally worse than Cleverbot · 6:59am Dec 29th, 2014

[22:47:21] raspberry bunny: hey
[22:47:21] Mr. Metric: u wot
[22:47:42] raspberry bunny: hey my real name is Amanda.. :)
[22:47:57] Mr. Metric: Do I know you?
[22:48:31] raspberry bunny: I think its fun chatting with horny people.. Would you like to talk today? Where are you located?
[22:49:20] Mr. Metric: Answer the following skill-testing question: what is another name for dinkel wheat?
[22:49:36] raspberry bunny: Let me ask you a question?
[22:50:00] Mr. Metric: ._.
[22:50:37] raspberry bunny: Do you get turned on by big booty chicks with big breast? HAHA Honesly because thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
[22:50:54] Mr. Metric: Damn bots
[22:51:29] raspberry bunny: Have you ever heard of a whooty? Would you like to look at me i'll show you my Whooty....
[22:52:18] Mr. Metric: u fokken wot m8
[22:52:45] raspberry bunny: lmao Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY! i want to show u mine...
[22:54:31] Mr. Metric: no
[22:54:42] Mr. Metric: I prefer horses
[22:54:57] raspberry bunny: ok let me plug in my cam for you sweetheart..
[22:55:26] Mr. Metric: If you don't have hooves, I don't wanna see it
[22:55:54] raspberry bunny: um go to http://bit.ly/1wW4MP4 and and we can webchat. Just click Accept Invite on the bottom left!
[22:56:04] Mr. Metric: FUCK OFF
[22:56:40] raspberry bunny: You do not have to worry sweetheart its absolutely free to register to this website all you have to do is register
[22:57:41] Mr. Metric: Call me back when you're more intelligent than a list of lines
[22:58:12] raspberry bunny: fill out your credit card info for Age verification ONLY, your cc wont be charged.. ok i'm ready for you now
[23:01:03] Mr. Metric: .
[23:01:37] raspberry bunny: What color Bra do u think i should wear? i should have your favorite color here somewhere...
[23:03:09] Mr. Metric: Twilight Sparkle
[23:03:43] raspberry bunny: I will do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can not webcam with you on the webpage until u register :-(
[23:04:01] Mr. Metric: kek
[23:04:37] raspberry bunny: sweetheart I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever U have to, to get in! i'll spank my tits till its red 4 u!!!
[23:05:12] Mr. Metric: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Comments ( 11 )

I don't even know anymore. The best thing is someone had to write those lines.

2686183
I just noticed you actually went ahead and hyperlinked the URL of that site. Why, man? Just why? We don't want any of that "whooty" stuff.

Luz

I want to get added by those bots
pls

2686192 no m8. It is automatic :rainbowwild:

2686240
Must have been a part of the new string of updates, then.

Now imagine this becoming Skynet.

2696436 Hey, you seem to know your way around computers. You mentioned that you were self-educated, so do you mind giving me a few tips on how to do the same, (methods, etc.)? { ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•}

2696704 bro, do you even 1337 hax?

2709859 wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.

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