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Dec
28th
2014

Send It To The Moon...read it or die. · 12:30pm Dec 28th, 2014

Send it to the moon
Send it to the moon
Send it to the moon, moon, moon, moon, moon
Send it to the moon
Send it to the moon
Send it to the moon, moon, moon, moon, moon
Send it to the moon
Send it to the moon
Send it to the moon, moon, moon, moon, moon
Send it to the moon
Send it to the moon
Send it to the moon, moon, moon, MOOOOOON!

1
Luna, can't ya set your mind straight?
You're a raving lunatic!
If you think night will last forever,
You can suck my solar dick!:trollestia:
I'll tip the tides with your lunar body
We know the sun's superior
Then have fun with the growing space dust
I hope you can breathe in vacuums!:trollestia:

So where'd a go? Where'd ya go? oh sweet sister o' mine?
Did you see what happened to Discord that time?
Do you think I'm someone to play with now? Do you????

(chorus) So I'll send it to the moon!
All the problems, ails, and issues!
After I crush it under my horseshoe,
I'll give it a darkened doom!
When the Dashie rainbooms,
And the Pinkie parties on!
I'm not fuckin', with you,
So fuck with me,
I'll send ya to the moon!

2
A thousand years, and still no action
I fucked up really bad
Will Lulu ever forgive me?
Or is she still super sad?
I think that mare should have learned her lesson
It's been long enough, hasn't it?
If I can see her just one last time,
Then I think I won't give a shit!:trollestia:

Where are you? Are you here? Are you still impressed?
By the power of the sun to which they still address?
According to Hasbro here, you are the baaaaaad guuuy! :trollestia:

(chorus)

Looooooooooloooooooolooooooolooooooo
Trooolllooooollooooolllolll

Can you see the six I've gathered here? To take you and blast you far and near?
I'm only havin' them do it
Cuz I don't feeeeeel like it!
Ohhhh nooooo!

(chorus x2)

Send it to the moon, Send it to the moon, Send it to the moooooooooooooooon
Send it to the moon, Send it to the moon, Send it to the moooooooooooooooon
Send it to the moon, Send it to the moon, Send it to the moooooooooooooooon
Send it to the moon, Send it to the moon, Send it to the
MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOOOOOOOOOOOON! :trollestia:

Why are there no Luna icons? Because we sent 'em to the moon.

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Comments ( 62 )

................ what?

2683380 i had to... Tia told me if I didn't do it, then she would eat me

2683382 What is even... what even is this?

2683383 a parody of Niwaka Ame ni Mo Makezu (ニワカ雨ニモ負ケズ Niwaka ame ni mo makezu, lit. Not Even Giving In To the Sudden Rain)
it's Tia's idea... she loves Naruto.

2683388 my twitter is being stupid... i'll either Stuff it in the Cornucopia or Send it to the Moon

2683400 but you're my little slave, so you have to listen to me

2683408 Do I now? BAHAHAHAHEHEH, TRY AND CATCH ME VAGABOND!! *runs*

2683409 i already have. you never ran in the first place, you were always in an embrace in my arms.

2683421 but i do love to give bear hugs

2683462 my bear hugs break backs
and that's a proven fact!

2683473 You think it's a fact? I'll show you Hax, and maybe on a rack, I'll put you in the sack, you made Jack hauk poison killing, spinning and winning the trust of lust and the dust snuffed out the light.

2683480 silly pony, now i'm no phony, but tell me what it means to live life as a brony
because if i love and tolerate the skill of some ponies, then i'll tear off their cutie marks and sell them off to a cony
if the lights go dim, it's just Pacific Rim, taking up 50GB of the computer it's in
to load the thing takes 50 years, we'll be dead when it's done
but we can wait with Pinkie Pie as she'll surely make if fun
But i already did that, the event is over
i guess boredom makes even the drunkest go sober
But look over there, it's a glass horseshoe!
it belongs to Rainbow Dash, so watch out for the Rainboom.
*you die from the Rainboom*

2683505 Die from a Rainboom? Get your head out of the gloom, take a broom and sweep the thoughts away like the clay under the bay and hear me out. Subliminal cries can never be lies, until the final breath, your face, the place, of shame, you'll have to play the game now. And if I'm not chilling, then I'm willing to pay for the billing you sent me a shilling for Neverland. But now I'm a ghost, waitin' for my host, to finally set me free, to be, asleep, in the green grass.

2683507 it's no use man, pass the juice
what the deuce, i'm no sleuth, but i did find you
to be more appealing than some others in the quest of fiction
but as far as i can go, i'm at limited jurisdiction
so take out that Queen Chrysalis, and show some loving
overpower Celestia with magic and stuff her in an oven
like Harry Potter vs Voldemort, it's good versus evil
But in the quest of true life, it's really bread that's the weasel
properly rocking a flow like boat i'll go into a show that's overthrown by snow, and so, we will fly too high in the sky and drop back down so hard we die!
if this were dubstep, there would be a drop so fierce
that even Vinyl Scratch herself could not steer
as Discord got to the room to make the music
but not bad, it was, though i already beat him to it
so maybe we'll never know the truth, will we ever?
if we venture off with the Mane Six with their endeavors
So maybe we just fucked up bad, the bonds were severed
so much, that Celestia had to send us to the moon...forever...

2683519 Forever? I think your ender is a Trevor
Like that guy who killed that sky
But the dirt in the universe is just hurt
And I'mma go to farming them
Spit and cough poisonous lies
You see the cries of the fires
And never seeing doubt
Not a trout, nor for stout
Men like to pout and I'm just not killing them
These whacks just wanna fight? You got a light?
'Cause I'mma blow these f***ers out the water
I ain't about to play
And I ain't about to stay or say
What I feel, is real, I hate the sufferin'.

2683548 the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round
the wheels on the bus go round and round
all through the town

2683552 ................................................................................ LEEEERRROOOOY, JEEEENNNKIIIIINNNSS!!!

2683553 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

2683560 mlp mlp mlp g3.5 is worst generation

2683591 just see for yourself
it is unexplainable

2683593 That is the worst rubbish I've ever seen.

2683611 and like that, you have been given lcl

2683616 it's a substance that allows you to pilot giant robots using your mind

2683625 it's also from Neon Genesis Evangelion

2683627 I figured from that last message. I only played it for an hour then it deleted itself.

2683629 oh... well, i was watching the movies this morning
they were awesome, but not as awesome as the show is...
due to spoiling it for myself however, i find that watching the tv series is quite hard

2683637 Lol, look at what ya did.

2683640 Neon Genesis is like, nearly 20 years old... not much to spoil like telling someone the ending to the Wizard of Oz...

2683654 But that ending was easy.

2683657 so is Neon Genesis's ending

2683676 Yeah, but it was a little more interesting.

2683681 well... say that to Lilith

2683684 Why? I just complimented their ending.

2683691 oh...
well...
there is no Wormwood,
there is no Zeus,
there is no Allah!
there is no reason for me to live on... i'll die...
*jumps off a building, explodes rainbows and golden lights of heart flames and scarlet bombs*

2683695 That's what we call *puts on sunglasses*

An explosive ending!

2683702 YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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