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Emus - God's Scariest Creatures · 2:21am Dec 27th, 2014

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I once knocked an emu the fuck out at a Japanese zoo while stationed on Okinawa for pecking me in the groin. It almost caused an international incident, and I spent two days in a Japanese prefectural jail before my command could get me out.

This is a true story. I am not joking.

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