The question is, what have I been up to all this time? Well, I finished high school and started college. Nothing fancy, just a local community college. I also got a job during my absence... Wendy's... which lasted a month and a half... second job (Target) lasted three months... until the angry leprechaun that was my
It isn't. I don'tSomething to think about for later, and something to laugh at now. · 6:35pm Dec 13th, 2014
Today is 12/13/14; this is the last time we will have consecutively numbered days for the rest of the century. Not a single one till 1/2/2103. Don't know about you all but there is no way I will see that. I'll be dying somewhere before 2070; not that it matters anyway. Only reason I know is that no male on my fathers side has ever gone past 70. My grandfather is actually pretty close; I think he is 65 or something. Sorry, I digress. 12/13/14, big day I guess. Have a good weekend everyone who may or may not see this. What is it, 30 something now?
31 sir.
John? What are you doing here?
Helping sir.
That is not what I meant. How did you get here?
There is a transmitter in my helmet. Didn't you think I'd figure it out eventually?
I'd think I would have more time than this. You aren't supposed to figure that out yet.
I had more that enough time sir.
Wait, what year are you in?
Mid 16th or so.
But, I haven't written that yet. How could you be there but it hasn't been written.
Sir, due to the theory of infinite probability combined with the multiverse theory and the fact that time is all at once in a big ball of mixed events, everything exists at the same time. You already wrote it in your future.
So, you are from my future. What if I decided to kill off your character at some point before you reach this point?
You can't. Because of the fact that you are speaking to me now causes your timeline to fix itself in place such that you can't kill me off before this point.
Right, so you sent this over through time and space just to assure your survival for the next thousand years or so.
Yes sir.
Yea, great. How do even know that much about science to know about those theories?
You expected me not to know that? Sir, you of all people should know that the least likely is the most dangerous.
Of course I know that! Why do you keep referring to me as sir anyway? Considering your political standing, I would expect less formality.
Sir, you are the one who runs things in the world we inhabit. Though I managed to secure my future for now, you still can control what happens in my time here. The respect I show you is what is proper to do.
Uhm ok, well then. You don't have too. Are you going to stay often and comment on things like this?
More than likely sir.
Fine, anything you would like to say to the 31 people that may see this?
Sure, why not. So, you people like to read the story of my life here. Well, I'll tell you this; after my fight with Luna I..Ok stop right there. You can't tell them what happens after that. No spoilers allowed.
Really John? You really think I am Ok with that.
Well, you offered me a chance.
Say something that won't spoil the story this time. Besides, that is the next chapter anyway.
Fine, this is going about as well as the first time we spoke.
What? When was this?
You don't remem... Oh. Well, we, at least in my timeline anyway, spoke to each other. It wasn't a good conversation I might add. It was the first time I learned that this is all a story created by you. At least here I am what you call 'OP' where as in other stories, I am attacked by wood wolves and I actually lose somehow.
Yea, I don't get it either. So, this conversation of ours later, or before, whatever. How did that happen to play out.
Now now, didn't you say no spoilers
Right. So, how is Equis?
It is fine. Twilight is running around with the Elements and fighting everything this crazy world has to throw at her. I am planing to make a visit with Tia soon. She is bringing her pet phoenix with her.
Oh, so that is were you are in time. Well then. Have fun, oh, don't let the ponies freak out too much this time around.
Ugh, don't remind me. Wait, How did you know about that?
I am the author, remember. I know what will happen at certain points even if i haven't written it yet.
Right. Well, I guess that is all for now.
Well, seeing as there is a chronological displacement, How about the people that read this can put questions here and I can ask them to you when we next meet, or when you meet me I guess. I'll also give them a chance later on. How's that sound?
Sounds good. How about between 500 and 1500, I have some free time then.
Yea, that works. But you are usually up then so when else would I contact you.
You know that isn't what I meant.
Oh, you mean... right. I think that can be arranged. Well, Good by for now.
Good luck sir.
Would you call me insane for understanding all of that? I know it's supposed to confuse the fuck out of people.
2650912 Not really. Besides, what is there to understand anyway? I didn't think it would be that hard; then again, I did write it.
You're right, this won't happen again for MANY years...
2650915 Yeah, pretty much