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NemoSpecific


Don't mind me, I'm just no one in particular.

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  • 474 weeks
    Man, I hope nobody believed that.

    Alright, now that all that April Tom-foolery is over and done with, lets get back to work. Hopefully not starting any new video games or book will get rid of enough distractions to allow me to focus on writing again...

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  • 474 weeks
    You're Not Going To Believe This...

    I’ve got some exciting news, now that it’s April. First, I’m proud to announce that I’m officially taking Blueblood’s Just Zis Guy in an exciting new direction. Text can only go so far with the stories I want to tell, and now it’s finally time to unveil the next obvious step for BJZG… podcasts!

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  • 482 weeks
    Drafts and Doodles: what I've been up to

    Well, I got about six pages of disjointed, rambling emotions pretty quickly out of the "Diamond Tiara's going to go crazy like Screwball one day" idea, but I got distracted before I could figure out how to turn it into a proper story. When, why, how is it all connected... as it is, it doesn't even make a coherent monologue.

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  • 483 weeks
    Looking for a tragic Diamond Tiara/Screwball story

    Here's the set up:

    Screwball is Diamond Tiara's mother.
    The insanity is a hereditary trait.
    Diamond Tiara knows, with absolute certainty, that the same thing will happen to her one day. Medical science & magic are not going to find a cure within her lifetime. Maybe in her 20s, maybe in her 40s, some day Tiara will lose her mind.

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  • 486 weeks
    All Writing is Practice

    or Progress Report: A Dialogue

    So, what have you written since New Years?

    Oh, nothing much. Just around 1200 words about Blueblood waking up with a hangover in the middle of a FlashLight sandwich, and trolling/breaking the brains of everyone he meets for the rest of the day.

    ... like, an actual story, or..?

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Dec
1st
2014

Reputation and the nature of Infamy · 7:14pm Dec 1st, 2014

One day, a young filly was taking a tour of Canterlot castle. As she followed the guide, she gazed in wonder at all scenes from history recreated in the stained glass windows that lined the halls. One window caught her attention though, both because she didn't recognize the scene and because the guide glossed over it entirely.

Because there was so much to see and she didn't want to make everypony else wait, it wasn't until the end of the tour that she was able to ask the guide about the window with the two white unicorns and the cake in it. The guide grew tense for a second, and then asked her to follow him to a balcony.

He pointed to a bit of green in the distance. "Do you see that? That's a park that I helped establish. Zoning, land grants, upkeep... I organized it all, for that one and a half dozen more. Do they make a window about my contributions to the community, to keeping Canterlot beautiful? No."

The stallion pointed to a building closer to the castle, where many colts and fillies could be seen playing in a connected yard. "You see that school? I'm on the board for it, and several more, and I helped organize a hot-lunch program so that every filly could be sure of getting fresh, nutritious meals every day. Each year, I grant scholarships to help bright and deserving ponies get into the colleges and universities that would serve them best. I never turn down an invitation to lecture, and I volunteer however I can when I find the time. Do they make a window about my dedication to education, my work with charities? No."

Next, he jabbed his hoof at the gardens and the hedge maze directly below the balcony. "You see that maze? I laid it out! Nearly impossible to find the center, but always easy to find your way out! Do you see those gardens? Filled with animals from all over Equestria, some of them natural enemies! But I manage to lay out the garden so that they can all coexist and thrive. Do they make a window about my work with complicated and contradictory spacial design, my Faust-given cutie mark? No!"

Blueblood slumped over the railing of the balcony and moaned, "You panic and flinch away from a flying cake ONE TIME, though..!"

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I wish I could like and dislike blogs.
Edit: Forgot to clarify that I want to do this so I can like this one.

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