For your amusement: Some pony dreams I've had · 4:17pm Nov 13th, 2014
Dream 1: I have never had a dream quite like this. There I stood as an absolutely gigantic Twilight Sparkle, which is truly odd in itself since in reality I happen to be male. What seemed like a tiny pegasus slammed into me and I exploded in a 'poof' cloud to normal size. This was when I noticed I felt tremendously frightened for some reason, and it felt like this small pegasus had tremendous power. I was absolutely certain he or she, I don't really know was going to hurt me. The dream then restarted in exactly the same way, and when it reached that point it started over again at which time I covered my eyes and sort of just cowered yelping at them to please not hurt me and please let me explain. They seemed really surprised by this and suddenly seemed kinder/gentler, reached out to touch me and I woke up. How odd.
Dream 2: Princess Luna. I was in a beautiful forest and she was standing right there, so real, and I do mean right there, like right in my face. Smiling at me, as she reached up still smiling and punched me squarely in the eye. I swear I actually felt her hoof connect when she jabbed and I woke with a start. My Princess, why?
Dream 3: All of these were super vivid. There was Pinkie Pie holding something that looked like a shotgun. She was looking at this sign on a building that said 'smallpox has been eliminated!'.. and then she went "nooo!" and fired the triple barrelled gun at a sheep in a house. It fired something like a stream of bubbles and she said "Now smallpox is back!".. At which I awoke. I know she's random but..what?
Dream 4: I guess we had all like suffered some disaster or something, or lost all our money or places to live but had pooled what we had left to buy this huge dilapidated place kinda out in nowhereland. We couldn't drive all the way to it due to the severity of the road so walked the rest of the way to start clearing it up and such. It was getting dark though so we built a huge bonfire out of dead trees and things that we found for light and to keep warm, cleared a little section around the fire and I just decided to look around where I could. I wandered a bit, but it was much too dark to really go too far, then I heard this clanking sound and went to investigate. Of all the horrors one could encounter this I was not expecting. There, in a far corner of the property behind a collapsed barn stood Rainbow Dash. My heart sank as she was chained to the ground with a steel hoop collar and weird chains obviously designed to let them slightly get off the ground and provide false hope of getting loose. I was to say the least stunned of course, I went to move closer but they bit at and kicked wildly towards me half-crazed, what a horrible thing to see. I had to speak for some time before they lapsed into something more like sanity and I said id try to find something to get them loose, but they were obviously starving so I very cautiously approached and gave them a bunch of apples I collected from the area, her reason improved then of course and I went searching for a key or something. The other strange thing was the chains and collar looked to be brand new heavy steel but she'd obviously been there long enough to go mad from no water and starvation. I got this strange feeling I desperately wanted to be their friend and was somehow afraid she would just take off without explaining if I did get her loose. I could not find a key or anything anyway and it alas ended before being resolved, but at least she wasn't dying anymore.
Dream 5: I was somewhere amazingly lush with several streams and a river splitting off about the area. It was gorgeous. Off to one side were at least four utterly enormous tables the sheer length of which simply defies description, and utterly covered with food of all sorts. I looked down to find I had this strange ornate box. I opened it up and found these plastic feeling square sheets inside with the names and symbols of ponies on them, like all of them ever (even old gens and toys only). I touched one and it said their name, not out loud but like in my head which is what I'd imagine telepathy would be like. That is when I noticed there were ponies everywhere including Derpy wandering around with a big serving tray strapped to her back, naturally full of muffins and other culinary delights. I don't know who said it but one of them turned to me and said "You're here to solve the mystery!" What mystery I have no idea because as they said it I inadvertently touched another one of the plates which said 'Rainbow Dash' echoing loudly inside my head again and then something really wild happened. The plate flashed terrifically brightly white and I was quite abruptly in the sky flying forward at tremendous velocity and realized I was looking out through Dash' eyes because I saw leg color and a little shock of mane in view as she was barrel rolling and looping up crashing straight through this set of clouds. It was amazing. Unfortunately a very short time later that sort of flickered out to black and I woke up.
Dream 6: A pony that was definitely not, but that looked identical to Scoots was looking in a big oval mirror with a very shocked surprised expression. It was so shocking in fact I woke up instantly. Huh..
Dream 7: There was this yellow-coated pony talking right to me, except I could not seem to make out anything that was being said. There was also this blue one but I don't think he or she even said anything. I did not recognize either of them and woke up.
Dream 8: I saw Twilight from a sort of behind to the side angle doing, something. It seemed to require immense concentration anyway and then it just flat ended.
Dream 9: I was in this big studio type place. I was looking through an odd internal chain link fence at a bunch of drawings. One was of Tails (yes from Sonic..) For whatever reason I was thinking 'I managed to steal this in another universe, in one I got caught, but in the rest I did it and I need to do it here too.' So I did get it, and used a fire escape to get away, but somewhere I ran into Twilight. This guy showed up yelling 'Give it to me!' This started a fight, somehow somebody was announcing suddenly. I wasn't fighting, someone stepped in to stop Twi from getting hit and the announcement went 'and he goes for an uppercut! oh it was a bad idea! they dont call him Ted 'Rock Face' Nelson for nothing!' Then I sort of saw this weird shimmering all around me and everything, I woke up.
Well that's it for now. Hope you have enjoyed these odd odd dreams of mine. I did have another, but it cannot be explained as it was just too jumbled for words. Possibly pictures, definitely not words.
... Do you do drugs?
2763840 What, no! hehe. FYI I do not drink or smoke either.. guess I just have a vivid imagination, and an interest in a great many unusual things. As an aside I actually had more than just these but they were too fragmentary to bother posting.
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These sound like trips. Awesome, man.
2764336 Oh dear. The only time I was ever exposed to anything like that was a very long time back when I accidentally got aspirin poisoning and hallucinated for a few seconds.
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I just meant like out there and weird. It's cool. I have strange dreams too.
2764369 A long time go I started keeping a dream journal, could not seem to remember any at all before I started it. Some of the other entries are much stranger even than these.