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    I looked through the Gideon bible in my motel room for tales of great destruction.The sun was risen upon the earth when Lot entered into Zo-Ar, I read. Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of Heaven; and He overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

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  • 615 weeks
    So

    It's been like...what, almost a month now? Where the fuck have I been, you ask?

    Iceland.

    You heard me, your brave, heroic writer pal has been braving the volcanoes of iceland.

    Okay, that's a complete lie. I've been doing stuff. Fun stuff.

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Jun
21st
2012

Never Fear · 10:48pm Jun 21st, 2012

My elongated absence due to a sporadic vacation has come to an end. I have returned and will soon begin writing a story so epic your faces shall melt from sheer amazement.

I'm sure some of you are wondering: What could such a skull smashingly awesome story entail?

Well shut the fuck up, grab a bottle of scotch, and sit your ass right down and I'll tell you!

You see my fair followers, it's an epic tale really... one of lies, social reform, deities, self righteousness, and a whole-heaping-lot of kick-ass.

You see children, have you ever heard of a little story called "Brave New World"? If you haven't, I demand you go down to the nearest bookstore and buy you a copy of this magnificent book right away.

Anyway, the story I have planned is heavily inspired by this gripping story, so you shall only expect the best - as I'm sure you always do.

So yeah, awesome right? Social Reform is always fun to write about, I've written a couple of short stories about it, and I'm hoping this might turn out to be on the longer side. Fingers crossed, my fellow readers! Fingers crossed...

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Comments ( 10 )

Holy shit to much awesome and cute (listening to a heart bustin song)

You'll destroy us with entertainment!

Finally. Fuck.

188614 A pony fic based on my favorite Sci-Fi of all time... This can mean only the best things.

188725

Bitch you ain't even know Brave New World like I does...

188773 Every time I read it over, I see something new. That's why I love it so much; there's always more to it.

Brave New World? THE Brave New World? By Aldous Huxley?

... Yeah excuse me if I don't read that...

188614 You're helping me write this, son. It's going down.

189217 Which story? Brave New World, or my fanfic? :P

189447

Fuck yeah sonny

189447
Well I was talking about the fanfic but I'm not going to read either...

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