Steps to having no life:

Step 1: Download Complete Works of Lovecraft
Step 2: Read the fuck out of Lovecraft
Step 3: Why are you still here? Read Lovecraft.

Comments

[wildberk]

So I shouldn't read lovecraft?

[Criticul]

341223 This guy right here, he gets me. He really, really gets me.

[wildberk]

341240
Love you bro.

[Magnum-opuS]

downloading in progress....

[Nowayhose]

Lovecraft is an amazing AMAZING author. Points to you >

[Sunken EldritchSpires]

Agreed, Lovecraft is the destroyer of life, but the key holder of forgotten realms of eldritch fancy which thy should heed, the songs of elder children called forth thou on cracked flutes to the nuclear chaos of the demon sultans throne, and the signing of the book under the silent gaze of the black pharaoh Nyarlathotep! follow the dance of chaos to where puffed Shoggoths do dwell in doubtful sleep, and see the swarms of Nightgaunts rise from their primeval caves to dance in the darkened moonlight, faceless and terrible before the gibbous moon. on which Stygian spire does rise to reach, and the haunting wind-song of the polyps does infect.

proceed my friends, and delve into the lost epochs before the rise of mankind, and the terrible fantastic truths of ancient times of which few understand or wish to know....