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DreamWings


A girl so bad at writing she took to learning how to write at University. How'm I doing so far? Yeah, I know-- I'm working on it, I promise.

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  • 421 weeks
    DreamWings Review-Sing of 'The Crystalling'

    Hello, and welcome to my review of ‘The Crystalling’, the premiere of Season Six of MLP: FIM. Now, there are a few things I assume about the people reading this blog post: 1. You’ve an interest in the show, just as I do, and are diehard fans perhaps, which I am not; 2. You may have read some of my early fanfiction, in which case I apologise, I have tried to improve my writing since then; 3. You

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  • 454 weeks
    S5, EP21, The Scare Master (Excuse me, sir, we appear to have a leaky pipe over here).

    So, yeah, the Nightmare Night special was leaked.

    Did I watch it you ask? Or did I wait for Halloween to roll around and watch it then?

    No... I watched it now. I have no strength inside of me to wait until Halloween-- and I've never really celebrated Halloween properly anyway (especially in recent years when I became a recluse on that night).

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  • 455 weeks
    Pony Profiles Is Released (I know, right? Who knew?

    So, it's out... The stupidest, silliest thing I've ever worked on is here... and on YouTube as well.

    Yeah, have fun with that.

    In all seriousness though, it was a lot of fun and I hope that shows in the videos. Thanks for listening, and thanks for being there on what feels like the longest journey ever (and if anyone finds my sanity, please point me in the right direction. Thanks).

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  • 455 weeks
    The Start of Something New (not HSM, unless that tempts you here-- in which case, it still isn't HSM)

    So, tomorrow Pony Profiles, a character review channel on YouTube goes live... and let me tell you, I'm terrified.

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  • 460 weeks
    Looking Back Through Time

    So, I experienced a new kind of experience today. I looked through a lot of my oldest blog posts (circa, 2012) and realised... I have a strange voice... you know, as a writer.

    I'm not particularly good at sentiment (which I already knew, as this is a regular occurrence) and I like to cover up any attempt at it with jokes, particularly jokes targeting myself.

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Jun
21st
2012

Parody/Spoof of the song 'Savages' from Pocahontas: Part 1 · 6:17pm Jun 21st, 2012

It was brought to my attention that Parody might be the wrong name for these because sometimes they're not so funny. So I'm asking you to decide whether you prefer the word Parody or Spoof (or if there is another word for them), Thanks...
Parody/Spoof of the song 'Savages' from Pocahontas Part 1 as requested by Samaru163. This is only Part 1 of the song and I am planning to do Part 2 as a follow up to this one.

The Royal Advisor and Captain are trying to persuade a younger Celestia to trap her now-evil sister, Luna, in the moon. Every other pony in Equestria also wants this to happen to stop Nightmare's destruction. (This is set the first time Nightmare came, she hasn't come back again or something) Enjoy



[Advisor]
What can you expect
From a mare with so much evil?
All of her powers are like a curse
Her mane's a hellish blue
So you know what you must do
Trap her on the moon
Or worse

[Other ponies]
She’s a savage! She’s a Savage!

[Advisor]
Barely even pony

[Other ponies]
Savage! She’s a Savage!

[Captain]
Evil to her core!
She’s not like other royals
Which means she must be spoiled
You must make her take the Lunar Tour!

[Advisor+Other ponies]
She’s a savage! She’s a Savage!
A Nightmarish devil!
Now you must lead us in our war!

[Celestia]
This is what I feared
She has become a demon
The only thing she feels is jealousy

Beneath that dark hide
She feels emptiness inside

But she is still my sister to me

[Other ponies]
She’s a savage! She’s a Savage!
Barely even pony
Savage! She’s a Savage!

[Captain]
A Nightmare to the core

[Advisor]
She’s different than before
Which means she can't be trusted

[Captain+ Advisor]
You need to trap her on the Lunar Tour!

She’s a savage! She’s a Savage!
You need to deal with this one
You need to lead us in this war

[Other ponies]
She’s a Savage! She’s a Savage!

[Celestia]
No, you are mistaken!

[Other ponies]
A Savage! She’s a Savage!

[Celestia]
On her I always depend!

[Advisor + Captain]
She’s a Savage! She’s a Savage!
Barely even pony!

[Celestia]
You’re right....I have to get rid of her so my subjects won’t be harmed any more

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Comments ( 19 )

187417 That was quick, I only just posted it. Second half coming in the next few days :pinkiehappy:

187423 Strange, I have a bit of Writers Block at the minute as well. I hoped this would cure it...only took me a few minutes to do, the easiest one I've ever done I think.

187497 It's okay. I agree with you...Writing stories is a skill I'm trying to learn, writing parodies is much easier :twistnerd:

187513 I always liked Pocahontas 2 better. Hercules and Pocahontas were never my favourite films but I really like the songs

187529 It was...better. But then I prefer John Rolf to John Smith...Plus it was all about Pocahontas going to London and what she saw and that always interested me.
(I like Lady and the Tramp 2. I can't pick a favourite Disney Film though, I like a lot of them)

Once again you fail to disappoint. I am astounded by the level of pure talent in some people on this site, I really am.

187641 Thanks. Now if only I could write stories as well as I write parodies, now then I could be really talented :trixieshiftright:

187647I've read some of your work and it is really good. dont worry about it

187803 It is? Which ones? I didn't think they were that good :rainbowhuh:

187808
Well, personally I really liked The Day the Party Died and What Really Happened on the Friendship Express. I thought they were well thought out, well written and engaging :raritystarry:

187950 Wow thanks, both the one shots, wow. Thank you indeed :pinkiehappy:

Parody: a humorous or satirical imitation of a serious piece of literature or writing.

Spoof: a mocking imitation of someone or something, usually light and good-humored; lampoon or parody.

Neither of them really fit for your sadder works. Let me see, here...

Satire: the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

Eh, not really.

Pastiche: a literary, musical, or artistic piece consisting wholly or chiefly of motifs or techniques borrowed from one or more sources.

Hmm, that could work. My vote's on pastiche.

-Tricondon

190247 Fine then I will parle vous francais and call it a pastiche. Thanks Tri...and I had no idea you would look at my blog :derpyderp2:

190250

I keep up with a number of people's blogs. Makes it easier to stalk you.

...wait, forget I said that.

-Tricondon

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