Favorite Quotes

I was feeling wise today, so I'm going to share with you my favorite quotes.

Sometimes, for whatever the reason, a bitch is gonna get slapped in the face by another bitch.

~Kevin Weinberg

Dare to chase your dreams!

~MegaTJ

IT'S NOT GOLD, IT'S BUTTER!!

~Adam Dahllberg

If I put my hands in my pockets, I'm gonna be arrested for carryin' concealed. Deadly. Weapons.

~Ernest P. Worrell

We are not Luna, although that would be sweet.

~Irish_Cat

Thanks for the fanart!

~V

Then Nicholas Cage became everything, and all was peaceful.

~Blabideeblah

R.I.P. darf

~The Parasprite Spookysprite Parazeotrope

YOU DON'T SAY?!

~Nicholas Cage

I AM A JELLY DONUT!

~John Fitzgerald Kennedy

So that's Congo. It sucks. Do ya need more?

~Doug Walker

^^^^^^These are best quotes.