opinions...? · 4:43am Oct 5th, 2014
Have a good story in mind, but I need an wired amazing ending for it that no one would ever expect. Can someone give me some good ideas please. And I'm going to have my boyfriend edit it for me so it sounds right. Thanks all you ponies.
Do it. I eagerly await the words.
Rainbow Dash starts writing her own 'tell all' book. After Applejack becomes a model, and runs off with Fancy Pants. Unhappy, Rarity turn first to Ice cream but the cows cut her off, because they like her and don't want her to get fat. Rarity turns to the next best thing, to make herself feel better, sex the all the royal guards she can find. This does not make Princesses Twilight very happy with Rarity because she has two family members in the royal guards, her brother Shining Armor and her coltfriend (lover) Flash Sentry. So, Twilight seeds Rarity to the Moon, but Pinkie Pie sees what Twilight has to keep her quite. Twilight kidnaps Fluttershy, turning her into a tree and tells Pinkie Pie if she tells other about Rarity, then she will cut Fluttershy down with an ax. Pinkie Pie then use her skill as a baker and poison cup cakes to put Twilight to sleep, but then finds out she can not bring Rarity back from the moon, or turn Fluttershy back into a pony with out Twilight's magic. So, she eat the poison cup cakes her self, so that they can all wake up at the same time, and Pinkie Pie can just kick Twilight ass and make her give back Rarity and Fluttershy. In about a 1000 years.
They all fuck. The end.
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Ho my Celestia, that is probably the most jimmy-rustling-inducing story I've heard in quite a long time. I may use some of those ideas.
2508559 If you can find something you can use, be my guess.
2508559 Question: is " jimmy-rustling-inducing " a good thing or a bad thing?
2508587
Rustling jimmies means it's probably going to make someone angry. It's not a bad thing unless you intended the opposite effect.
2508603 well in this case, I just came up with the first things that came to my head that would make for a surprise ending. Mostly as a joke. Something total out of character for each pony. Except for Fluttershy who would like to be a tree.
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I found them mostly comical. Writing a fic about all of the things you said would be a great way to make a comedy fic. Or a trollfic, if you're into that sort of thing...
Thank you every pony for the ideas but I like them all how am I suppose to chose. I can't use all of them because that would be a very long, confusing ending. And Scootareader how to I send my story without posting it? .I'm not done because I want it to be a long and meaningful story like yours was. And I Will Love You.
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'And then they bucked all night... Teh Fin!'
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On a more serious note:
'Your mother is now a small, beer dispensing robot! What do?' Said Pinkie to Twilight.
And the low, growling, ominous reply gurgled forth from the hideous abomination that had once been Twilight Sparkle, 'Hello, Pot. I'm Kettle.'
And then she gapsed as enoby flu in wif voldesnort and snap on bromstiks shooting at each other. and then he put his thingi in her you now wat and they frenched passively.
-I have no idea what I just wrote. Ms. Moon, I wish you all the best of luck should you actually use any of the suggestions that I've read. You'll need it.
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>19 weeks later
>new challenger appears
>spouts shit like a fire hose
>i'm done
2805094
If you're not going to be fashionably late, why turn up at all?
That's my philosophy.
(I know that I'm monstrously behind, but I had to answer. Even if it isn't seen.)
2805104 You could at least be fashionable about it then.
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2805111
That's not fashionable. Not here in England, anyway.
Besides: it's not the clothes that are fashionable, it's the girl underneath. (Cranking that cheese up to eleven, here)
2805163
I live in England too, silly.
2805182
How was I to know?
Rule of the internet: unless specified beforehand, no one comes from the same country as you.
2805430 Apart from that one guy who's called Britishguy1995 or something.
Yeah I take your point.
2805438
There are just so many jokes. All of them would sound wrong and creepy and get me a restraining order.
You really need to watch what you're saying to people.
2805458 ...but I do get the point, mister. I always get the point.
2805469
One reason that those jokes would sound wrong is 'cause I ain't no mister.You may always get 'the point', but you won't be getting it from me.
Of course, there are always other ways to occupy ourselves with each other.
(I only just realised how dirty a mind I have)
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Also, this seems like the wrong place to be saying these things.
2805481 Fair point.