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Pirate Jesus


Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

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  • 406 weeks
    So, I changed my name a bit.

    Now before you lot start thinking I've been getting into the rum, let me explain.

    So, as some of you remember, the last picture of me in the flesh I put up here about a year ago, and some of you commented even then that I looked like a pirate due to me growing my hair and goatee out.

    Well, I kept growing it and now, thanks to my Jewish blood, I literally look like Jesus.

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  • 407 weeks
    Oh, Hey guys!

    (Blows dust off old account)

    Hey, y'all. Sorry I was gone for a bit.

    What'd I miss this time?

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  • 436 weeks
    Can Someone Summarize this Blasted Show?

    So, As you all know, I left the fandom for a while, and I'm now trying to get in some faculty back into it. However, I've run into a problem: apparently I've missed a lot since the Season 4 finale. So, what I'm asking of you my dear followers, is there any way y'all can bring me up to speed on what's been going on with all this? I don't have enough time to catch up on last season, or even the

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  • 441 weeks
    School's Out For Winter!

    Yep, just got my transcript for the semester after a particularly long finals season. 4 B's in Medieval European History, Modern East Asian History, Leadership and Interpersonal Skills, and History of Alabama, rounding it out with a solid A in Leadership Theory. Needless to say, I'm relieved.

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  • 452 weeks
    I Can't Stop!

    I should probably be working on the paper due in an hour and a half, or at least on my story.

    Instead, I can't pull my eyes away from this.

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Oct
3rd
2014

What the Actual Fuck? · 5:47pm Oct 3rd, 2014

Suddenly I just saw four different stories having to do with Pokemon and almost the same names, all variants on, "A New ______" just hit my desk. What the fucking hell? Please tell me this isn't the next thing with fad fics.

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Comments ( 18 )

Don't you love it?

2503644
No, what I would love is a big ol bucket of cocaine mind bleach.

No it's not a fad. Just a fan group.

2503750
Ah. Good. I was worried I'd have to prepare the nines for it.

2503760 though in all honesty I was thinking about making one....

Better than all those peach fics a couple of months back

There's a legend of a far away land where people dont constantly copy each other when writing fan fiction.

Tis only a legend it seems :ajsleepy:

2503777
I don't have anything against the concept (other than that a few stories are bad enough to earn a review from yours truly). I just despise fad fics in all forms.

2503813

That's true.

2504036

That place is called Utopia.

2504179 well my concept had a pimp mightyena.... So yeah

2504184
A what? :rainbowderp:

Here's the awkward part where I admit that I fell out of love with Pokemon after first gen and know nothing of its later installments. :twilightsheepish:

2504196 Here's a pic
fc07.deviantart.net/fs4/i/2004/204/0/4/Mightyena.jpg

Mighyena is a Dark type canine pokemon, their main ability is Intimidate, which lower's other pokemon's attack power. He is also my favorite.

2504179

I'm fairly certain it's called Nowhereistan. It's somewhere next to Equestria, and the land of the chocolate lesbians.

2504211
Ah. Gotcha now.

2504267
Aye. I think I'll be sailin there now. :raritywink:

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2504450
Then it's decided. We all sail onward. Weigh anchor! Full sails!

2504643 Aye Captain! {runs over and unties sail}

2504643
2504650

Full speed ahead cap'n. Navigator Nova'll keep yer on course:pinkiehappy:

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