· 8:18pm Sep 20th, 2014
I finally discovered the terrible truth: The view counter counts all the times I viewed my own blogs as well as when other people viewed my blogs. So I temporarily got my rampant narcissism under control and stopped looking at my own blogs. The results were horrifying. Now let me make something perfectly clear, I don't blame you, good ponies of FimFiction.net. I am fully aware that when it comes down to reading some random ponies' blog or reading My Little Dashie for the ten-thousandth time, My Little Dashie will win every time. As well it should. But is it too much to ask to get a little support from my own followers? I mean, I read all of your blogs!
For example, ChaoticLightning, I found your post on August 24, 2014 particularly invigorating. Probably because I had just recently seen The Room at that particular time. Also, are you a shape shiftier? I only ask because your avatar is always changing.
And faustian, if you're having trouble with nightmares, just slip Luna an extra twenty under the table! It always works for me!
Oh, and 2012never5get.... I really like your mane?
I guess what I'm tying to say is that I'll always remember the three of you as my very first followers. I'll ensure your deaths are quick and painless.
EDIT: Guess what I just remembered? If you just click the blog button under my name, you can easily see all my blogs at once. This method is far easier then trying to view my blogs one by one, so it's likely everypony does it. However, doing this means that the view counter doesn't increase in the slightest. It's possible that everypony on FimFiction has read my blogs thousands of times, and I would be none the wiser. Also, here's a fun fact: thanks to my... unique choice in naming this blog, nopony will ever be able to look at it just by itself, meaning the view count will never rise above zero. I truly am my own worst enemy.
DOUBLE EDIT: By editing this blog I somehow managed to increase the view count, thus making me look like even more of a moron then I already did.
