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Sep
20th
2014

Oh, dear Celestia... · 7:38am Sep 20th, 2014

Okay, so we have this yearling named Lilly (used to call her Lilly the silly filly) and a couple of days ago, she entered her heat cycle, and she was just prancing around begging our horse Polo to have sex with her. Well, he couldn't, because he was a gelding.

Welp, after those thoughts got into my head, they wouldn't get out, and I just woke up sweaty from a horrible, HORRIBLE nightmare. You know what happened in the nightmare?

Lilly tried to rape me.

Needless to say, I'm scarred for life cuz of my OWN BRAIN.

I need some milk...NOT THAT KIND OF MILK, LILLY!

Oh Celestia, I'm seeing things!

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As a matter of fact, she did get into our house once on Dec. 23rd of 2013. Now you're probably questioning how I remember it so well, but I think you're gonna remember the date a horse walks through your front door and tries to sit in a chair.

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