Weiz Wurdz

From looking at blogs by the Parasprite and Infinite Evil, I decided to read "How An Actual Human vs. Pony War Would Go". After reading it, I posted the following comment:

I'd like this story if I was on crack *pinkiehappy eponicon*

Now I feel just a bit bad. Because honestly, this was intended not to be a real story, and it was rather funny. I think the reason I posted that is because I felt like I was on crack when I read this. Or at least, I had some bits in my hoof to buy what the author was smoking.

Oh, well. Just remember my life advice, foals:

If you have to poop, but there is no toilet, fart softly.