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DreamWings


A girl so bad at writing she took to learning how to write at University. How'm I doing so far? Yeah, I know-- I'm working on it, I promise.

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  • 421 weeks
    DreamWings Review-Sing of 'The Crystalling'

    Hello, and welcome to my review of ‘The Crystalling’, the premiere of Season Six of MLP: FIM. Now, there are a few things I assume about the people reading this blog post: 1. You’ve an interest in the show, just as I do, and are diehard fans perhaps, which I am not; 2. You may have read some of my early fanfiction, in which case I apologise, I have tried to improve my writing since then; 3. You

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  • 454 weeks
    S5, EP21, The Scare Master (Excuse me, sir, we appear to have a leaky pipe over here).

    So, yeah, the Nightmare Night special was leaked.

    Did I watch it you ask? Or did I wait for Halloween to roll around and watch it then?

    No... I watched it now. I have no strength inside of me to wait until Halloween-- and I've never really celebrated Halloween properly anyway (especially in recent years when I became a recluse on that night).

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  • 455 weeks
    Pony Profiles Is Released (I know, right? Who knew?

    So, it's out... The stupidest, silliest thing I've ever worked on is here... and on YouTube as well.

    Yeah, have fun with that.

    In all seriousness though, it was a lot of fun and I hope that shows in the videos. Thanks for listening, and thanks for being there on what feels like the longest journey ever (and if anyone finds my sanity, please point me in the right direction. Thanks).

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  • 455 weeks
    The Start of Something New (not HSM, unless that tempts you here-- in which case, it still isn't HSM)

    So, tomorrow Pony Profiles, a character review channel on YouTube goes live... and let me tell you, I'm terrified.

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  • 460 weeks
    Looking Back Through Time

    So, I experienced a new kind of experience today. I looked through a lot of my oldest blog posts (circa, 2012) and realised... I have a strange voice... you know, as a writer.

    I'm not particularly good at sentiment (which I already knew, as this is a regular occurrence) and I like to cover up any attempt at it with jokes, particularly jokes targeting myself.

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Jun
12th
2012

MLP Parody of the song 'Under the Sea' from the Little Mermaid · 1:06pm Jun 12th, 2012

Parody of the song 'Under the Sea' from The Little Mermaid. To be sung by Celestia to persuade ponies to join in her fight against Discord (well, sort of)


The chaos is always greater
When Discord is in control
You dream about a great ruler
Just vote- I will win the pole
Just look at the world around you
Right here in Equestria
I’ll make wonderful things surround ya
The great and powerful Celestia

When the ruler is me
When the ruler is me
Darling it'd be better
I’m the sun shine and setter
Take it from me
In this land you work all day
In my land you will sing and play
We’ll be devotin'
Full time to floatin'
When the ruler is me

In my land all the pegasus are happy
As off through the clouds they roll
The pegasus on this land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they on the dole
But pegasus on the dole are lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when Discord ain’t happy
he’ll make them hallucinate

If the ruler was me
If the ruler was me
Nobody treat us
like they could just beat us
with a big eel
We what Discord loves to break
In my land there will be no mistake
We’ll have no troubles
Life will be bubbles
When the ruler is me
When the ruler is me
Since life is sweet there
We got the beat there
Naturally
Even the dragons an' her baby
Know I’m the best ruler; there’s no maybe
I got the magic
You’re life is tragic
Make the ruler me

The egg play the pegs
The sea-pony; the harp
The phoenix play the sticks
And they soundin' sharp
The upper-class play brass
The hooves play the spoons
Luna is the duchess of soul
(Yeah)
Discord can carry out
His life in stone
While we dance about
He cries and he moans
I’ll rule and be sat
‘cause I know where it’s at
An' oh that unicorn blow

When the ruler is me
When the ruler is me
When the ponies
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do you got? A lot of bland
Trapped hot crustacean bands

While each little foal here
know about soul here
When the ruler is me
Each little colt here
Don’t have to act like a dolt here
When the ruler is me
Each little mare here
Know how to care here
That's why we’d be more free
If the ruler was me
Ya you in luck here
Down in the muck here
‘Cause now the Princess is me

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Comments ( 10 )

169463 Thanks, I was writing it between RP posts:pinkiehappy:

169481 Wow, upsetting. After killing off Pinkie, I needed to write this in order to smile. It worked:pinkiehappy:

169488 Ah, good. Everyone deserves to live, or live in some form (even if it's simply a memory):twilightsheepish:

172828
I imagine her with a jamaican accent all of the time now that I've written this :trollestia:

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