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Aug
7th
2014

You Know What (Mando) Did(n't) · 2:46am Aug 7th, 2014

"I'm Diamond Tiara and I approve this message" ... for obvious reasons.

There's not much to say about this song but here at Horse News, it's our job to give you all the details we can find. The song is basically calling Mando a pedo and saying how his "metal" is shit. He also adds a rumor about Mando sending dick pics to his Ex Girlfriend.

And, of course, this song is being endorsed by theirs truly. They're doing it, as usual, for 4chan, for the /mlp/ it is powered by, and for....DIAMOND TIARA. And, what more could Ho[a]rse News be known for than for being the Rush Limbaugh (or as Thom Hartmann puts it, "Limp Balls") of the Brony community?

Here is a sample of the really offensive lyrics within the song, which tell, in the words of the Thompson Twins, "Lies, lies, lies, lies*:"

Homie quit this shit, or I’ll start swattin a gnat
Just like ya dick pics bitch you’ll be gone in a snap
And Imma flip this quick when I put ya mom on the chat
You wanna say that I’m bad well this song is a clap back

The "report" of this song turns out to (unfortunately) be an endorsement. In the words of Roger Ebert, this song, Yelling At Cats' "You Know What You Did", is "so mean-spirited, angry and ugly that [listening to] it [is] intensely uncomfortable."

First of all, MandoPony NEVER posted a single "dick pic" as it were. And whatever "evidence**" was there that he did so was probably photographed almost YEARS before he became a brony.

"Yelling At Cats" first performed this song at Brony con 2014 and it went well. "Yelling At Cats" hasn't made a song in a year, some people were happy to see him back, others weren't. By "others" we are talking about the #HorseFamous "Mic the Microphone." He doesn't like Cats that much and was giving Cats "The stinkeye" Mic was also avoiding Cats and was ignoring him.

Of course it would do so well at the 2014 BronyCon. Everybody there was a lot like the Tin Man...by which I mean that everybody there needed to "See The Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz***" just to get a heart+.

As for the "others" in question, Mic had one very excellent reason to do what he did (see the top of the four paragraphs above for details.)

Once wrote Blaze Spectrum:

These guys remind me of all the idiots that had come over to be a brony. Oh wait, they are!

Indeed, Blaze, indeed.

*"Lies, by Tom Bailey, Alannah Currie, and Joe Leeway. / **Anti-brony (and anti-Mando) conspiracy theories. / ***We're Off To See The Wizard, by Harold Arlen and E.Y. Harburg. / +Both the impression given and the song originated in one of the greatest -- as well as best kids -- films of all time.

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