I would cut you, but I don't want to contract Ebola from the blood splatter.
Actually, physically unable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8G5gSP64D4
I haven't written a story in eighty-four years, give me a story idea you cunts.
I just wanted to write a blatantly offensive story, to piss off as many people as possible, but APPPPPAARENTLY that isn't ok.
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*Deep sigh*...
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