Actually, physically unable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8G5gSP64D4

I haven't written a story in eighty-four years, give me a story idea you cunts.

Wanna do a colab?

So I just submitted my Halloween Spooktacular, it isn't finished because I'm lazy and it's my brother birthday, but it should be passable.

It doesn't have over the top sex and gore this time guys. Its really coool.

I just wanted to write a blatantly offensive story, to piss off as many people as possible, but APPPPPAARENTLY that isn't ok.

I'm stuck, what should I write about? I'm going to chuck a picture of Hulk Hogan in here, because I feel like you deserve it.