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Derpyx0


Officially hibernating. zzzzzz

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  • 501 weeks
    Dear Everyone

    This account will be dormant for some time.
    Bye, guys.
    Officially hibernating,
    -Derpy 1 & 2

    4 comments · 492 views
  • 502 weeks
    I Have No Words

    For this beauty:

    And this:

    4 comments · 395 views
  • 503 weeks
    Isn't Life Just A Big Ray Of Sunshine?!

    I hurt my wrist. Yay.

    12 comments · 393 views
  • 503 weeks
    Gone

    Sorry I haven't been on much (again). School is harder then I thought it would be. I have, like, three tests on Monday, and I am busy all day Sunday. I AM currently working on a story that has to do with some... personal experiences of mine. So expect some stories soon. Also, anything big I missed?
    -Derpy 2

    7 comments · 432 views
  • 504 weeks
    Uh.

    Dang, I don't understand how I manage to screw up EVERYTHING good in my life. First my crush, and now the story I'm writing. Plus, I have math homework. *Sighs*

    16 comments · 493 views
Jul
6th
2014

As I've Learned... · 11:12pm Jul 6th, 2014

Hey, guys! Derpy 2 here. While on a four hour car ride, I gave myself a stern talking to. I recently published a story that... wasn't that great. In my mind, it was going to be fantastic. That was a stupid thing to think. If you think your story will be fantastic before it's even finished, it will be horrible. I know that my writing is... probably pretty bad, as with half the people on this site. I have hits, and I have misses. That was one of those misses. Also, it's hard to write sad stories if you don't have sad experiences. I had a pretty boring and uneventful childhood. Therefor, I won't be writing as many sad, dark, and slice of life stories as I wish. I will, however, be writing a new story in honor of this realization. It will be based on the game Clue, a game I have lots of experience with!

SIDENOTES: I am trying to contact Derpy 1, as she hasn't been on in a while! I am leaving tomorrow for a five day leadership camp, so I will try to get Clue up tonight! I am looking for editors/pre-readers, so if you are interested, email me! Oh, the last chapter of Illusions should be done tonight as well!
-Derpy 2
Derp On!

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Comments ( 7 )

Oh look at you.
Growing and moving forward.

I'm sure I'll get better with time.

Just don't ask the time Lords to speed things up.
Those get messy.

2263139 Very messy....

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Dear Princess Derpy,
Today I've learned that things don't always go as planned. Having confidence is good, but overconfidence can lead to disaster. Derpy2's example has show us the light of our normal mistakes. Picking oneself up and improving from those mistakes will make us a better ponies and together we can help each other improve. Pointing out mistakes and suggesting corrections in a friendly manner. We all can be come better ponies.

Your faithful student,
Remy

P.s. Pinkie wanted me to add a PS.

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Dear Remy,
*ponies.
Sincerely,
The Grammar Nazi

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*dies*
Cause 'Nazi Raid'

2263248 No! Don't die on me! *Performs CPR*

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After a full minute of m- medical attention.
*is revived with one health point*
"Thanks for the kiss of life" *chuckles weakly*
"Let's just hope a gust of wind doesn't finish me off Princess Derpy of the muffin kingdom"

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