Tagged (what the balls? is this MySpace?)! · 6:56am Jun 3rd, 2012

Some dapper gentleman by the name of Rokas tagged me in a blog entry, or something, and now I have to do one of those old surveys that were real popular on MySpace about thirty or so years ago. Of course, I'm distrustful of any and all chain letters, as I'm pretty sure they're part of Poultron's ongoing plot to steal my precious bodily fluids, so I don't particularly want to answer the survey myself. On the other hand, it would be a grave insult to Rokas not to. So I think I'm going to allow my favorite Friendship is Magic character, the outrageous Ebony Way, to answer the survey in my steed - er, stead. And I won't tagging anybody outside of the people who subscribe to My Little Immortal and that other story I sometimes write, because surveys are tedious, and I'd rather inflict this one upon the minimum possible number of people, which is precisely why I tagged multiple stories in it.

Have at it, Ebony!

Fangs (geddit cuz im goffik) Posh! Lol I don't know what a survey is and I had to lock it up in my dickshinary. It means "people want to know more about u." Well im already going 2 da future 2 tell da goffs of da future how goffik I am so I guess I could tell u guyz 2. I alyaws luv 2 barge.

Okeigh, here we go!

Rules:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6. No tag backs
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 11 people

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Five things

1. Im a goff, a stanistr n a hs (witch means hoof slitster)

2. My favorite bands are Linkin Park, Green Day, hawthorne Heights, the Ink Spots, Huey Newton an da Lewz, da Backstreet Boiz (Ensink iz just a bunch of prepz n pozerz) n da Longdon Sympony Orcrist.

3. I have 666 STDs frum having do it wif everypony in Equestria.

4. Da scarz on my hoves form a map witch leadz 2 da lost city of El Dorito.

5. I vote libraritarian bcuz da Dumbocratz n da Repoblicuntz r full of prepz. Bark Oblivion iz a pozer tryin 2 be goffik butt he iz rlly Korean or sumfing n Mutt Rimney lookz 2 much lik mah last boifrend, Cameral. Cameral waz mi boyfriend when I was growin up back in COLTIMORE. I waz dating him bcuz hiz tortured soul spock 2 da darkness in mah busom n also he had a rlly big u-no-wut lol. Butt one day mi mom found us having do it in her bed n she gut really mad n sed "WAT DA HELL R U DOING U MOTHERFUCKERS." Cameral iz rlly sensitive n he duznt like bad wordz he joined da No Cursing Club in hi school butt they kicked him out bcuz he brung me 2 a meating n I called da boiy who started it a fucking preppy bitka. So when my mom called us bad wordz his hed asplode n i wax covererd in his b'lood. Dat'z how I got my cutie mark. It's a picture of Cameral's headless corpse, Lol actually Princess Candice took a picture of Cameral's corpse n taped it 2 my thigh n told me it waz my cutty mark.

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1. First MLP fanfiction read.
MY LITTLE DASHIE OMFG I CRY EVERTIM

2. First Episode you saw if you didn't start with Ep1. If you did what were your first impressions?
Well I maked al da episodez n dat preppy fuker Lorem Folgers tok al da credit. So da first esipode I remember watchin waz da first one we made. In it, Pinkie Pie n Fluttershy r doing it wen a cereal killer (it wuz Krastos da glue maker) cumz in n destroyz them wif da Hiryu Shoten Ha from dat one anime, Ruroni Kenshin. After dat, da whole episode iz about Twilight Spargle, Rainbow dash n Rarity having a gro0p kutting seshion while Princess Celestia n Princess Loona debate the ending of The Sopranos. Da zecutivs told me it wuz 2 goffik n also dat da show wuz made 4 little gurlz n den dey kicked me opff it. Den dey hired Laramie Fingers 2 make it again. I liked my episode better.

3. Have you told any others?
APPLEJACK HELP ME

4. Favorite type of fan fics?
Gofficz. Datz wut I cal fix witch r goffik enough 4 me 2 read. I also like storiez where da characterz kill demselves, or blak comediez bcuz blak is da color of derpression. My favorite comedy stroy iz Past Sinz. I loled so hard!!!!!

5. Least favorite type of fan fics?
Pony Gear Solid iz da wrost fafnic ever made!!1111111 Everypony is CUMPLETELY toot of cracker! Twilight should WANT 2 kill Nigel Thornberry in da castle, Applejack should be VIOLENTLY ABUSED CONSTANTLY so dat she can NEVER RESCUE APPLEBLOOM EVER, Pinkie Pie should be A LEZBIAN, Rarity should not have so much hair bcuz she shud be DEAD n DEAD PONEZ dont have HAIR, Rainbow Dash should cry more, Fluttershy shpi;d be a BITCH to EVERYPONY, and Old Snake's post-story narration is far too flippant and light-hearted for a supposedly hard-boiled, no-nonsense supersoldier, regardless of the bullshit handwave that he's "in a better place emotionally."

6. Ever eaten horse flesh?
Wen princess candice died I ate her brane 2 gain her powerz. It tasted lik candy, sprinklez, luv, n do it.

7. Preferred songs about or inspired by this fandom?
Pinkiez Bew bi (lol geddit bi bcuz b standz 4 "broken" n datz wut my heart iz n i standz 4 "isolated" n datz how I feel) Shoreclop Pinez.

8. What character derivative do you like the most?
i dunno wut dat meanz lol

9. What's your least favorite derivative?
STUP UZING WORDZ DAT I DUNNO WUT DEY MEEN. WUT DA FUK DUZ "WHAT" MEEN??!?!?!777

10. Favorite season?
Winter, bcuz in winter it snowz n rainz a lot.

11. If a tree falls on Fluttershy in the forest and nopony is around to see/hear it, is it a ship?
Due to advances in maritime ship design, most bluewater vessels are made of metal.

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Eleven Questions.

1. Who is your favorite princess, Celestia or Luna?

I lik princess Die bcuz her name remindz me uf death.

2. To ship, or not to ship?

Datz how I feel wenever I want 2 send a packij 2 mah frendz bak in COLTIMORE. Most of da tim I just go hom n slits muh hovez insted n i dont shup lol.

3. What is your favorite non-Pony fandom?

Da Sonik fandumb. Dey r just so nice n smart n funny dere!!!11111

4. How old are you?

Old enuff 2 no wut deth locks lik

5. Where do you live? (Generally speaking)

In Cunterlot, at Papaya Calistoga's School 4 Gifted Unicrons.

6. Coke or Pepsi?

Pabst Bloo Ribbon

7. Do you think that we'll get a full season for season 3?

If dey wood giv da show bak 2 ME insted of Lancaster Frankfurt dey wood!!111

8. Who's your favorite pony?

well i am lol. butt after me is mah marefrend sweetie Bell.

9. Which kind of fan art do you like more: fanfic, art, or music?

Well I cant cut myself wif musik so datz nut it. Most of da tim I kan cut myself wif da skullpshorez n plushiez (itz rlly hard butt u can do it if u no da seekret goffik technkicks), n I lik 2 reed goffik fanficz wile I cut myself. Mah favorite iz Project Whoreizonsz by Sumbore. Lol so I fink fafnirshinz.

10. A train leaving Canterlot is headed towards Ponyville at 35 MPH. Another train leaving Manehattan at the same time heads towards Ponyville at 50 MPH. At what point are these two trains shipped together by the fans?

MAFF IZ 4 PREPZ. I am 2 GOOFIK 2 anzer dis kweshchun.

11. If the theory of pantheistic solipsism holds true and a bridge between worlds is found, would you want to visit Equestria?

ive had enough of ur snide incinerationz

WELL FANGZ EVERYPONY 4 REDDING. DIZ WAZ A LOT OF FUN 2 DOO. BUT I MUST GO NOW BCUZ DA FUTURE NEEDZ ME 2 SAVE IT. FOURWELL6666666

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